Rude kids in restaurants

[willow]

I'm sure.


people do that, too...but there is a different sort of vibe that goes along with it.

one vibe, people think I am going to stab them and eat their brains...

the other vibe, they think I'm the world's worst parent and my kids are monsters.



have I mentioned that people are assholes?

Which one from which thing?

stabbing and brain eating form the way I look...

monsters and bad parenting when one or both child has a melt down.

[Natalia Evans]

Why did your daughter do that?


If I did that, I would have gotten in trouble for it, even as a toddler.

Because she reacted badly when people she didn't know came and got in her space.  This strange woman was threatening her mother, from her point of view.

She did get into some trouble for it, though.  She did not get to go to Wendy's for some time after that.  What would your mother have done to you if you had done that?

She would have yelled at me and maybe give me a censequence. I know she would have made me apoligize though.

[Calandale]

What did you eat today?

[willow]

What did you eat today?

how is that anything close to a relationship of this topic?

[McGiver]

What did you eat today?

how is that anything close to a relationship of this topic?

people usually eat in restaurants.

[willow]

What did you eat today?

how is that anything close to a relationship of this topic?

people usually eat in restaurants.

you must be wicked limber.

[McGiver]

What did you eat today?

how is that anything close to a relationship of this topic?

people usually eat in restaurants.

you must be wicked limber.

i'm not. but my tongue is.

[willow]

What did you eat today?

how is that anything close to a relationship of this topic?

people usually eat in restaurants.

you must be wicked limber.

i'm not. but my tongue is.

that is hot.

[Scrapheap]

What did you eat today?

how is that anything close to a relationship of this topic?

people usually eat in restaurants.

you must be wicked limber.

i'm not. but my tongue is.

Are you related to Richard Simmons??

[McGiver]

What did you eat today?

how is that anything close to a relationship of this topic?

people usually eat in restaurants.

you must be wicked limber.

i'm not. but my tongue is.

Are you related to Richard Simmons??

gene!

[Scrapheap]

What did you eat today?

how is that anything close to a relationship of this topic?

people usually eat in restaurants.

you must be wicked limber.

i'm not. but my tongue is.

Are you related to Richard Simmons??

gene!

Those Simmons sure fuck like bunnies don't they??

[Calandale]

What did you eat today?

how is that anything close to a relationship of this topic?

people usually eat in restaurants.

you must be wicked limber.

UNDER the table.

[Calandale]

What did you eat today?

how is that anything close to a relationship of this topic?

people usually eat in restaurants.

you must be wicked limber.

i'm not. but my tongue is.

Are you related to Richard Simmons??

gene!

[willow]

moo cow fuck milk.

[Calandale]

soothes the savaged prick.