Rude kids in restaurants

[Christopher McCandless]

people without kids do not need to eat at buffets, unless they are of college age.  if they are young, then i would think that buffets are a decent form of birth control.

What by crushing babies before they are born...? Yuck!

no, by teaching them to be responsible about sex.

Oh, and who DOESN'T find that buffet table arousing?
With all the hot plates, fun food, and utensils? Come on.

I'm surprised kids don't go at it right there.

The chavy ones probably do.

[McGiver]

also, should we segregate alcoholic fat men with flatulance problems on airplanes?

In a perfect world, yes.

Indeed, the 'weighty' should have to purchase
more than one seat.

and loud popcorn eaters in theaters.  we should have a special section for them.

[Mr Smith]

also, should we segregate alcoholic fat men with flatulance problems on airplanes?

In a perfect world, yes.

Indeed, the 'weighty' should have to purchase
more than one seat.

and loud popcorn eaters in theaters.  we should have a special section for them.

And calandale needs his own section, the 50+ bearded munter area

[McGiver]

what is a bearded munter?

[duncvis]

also, should we segregate alcoholic fat men with flatulance problems on airplanes?

In a perfect world, yes.

Indeed, the 'weighty' should have to purchase
more than one seat.

and loud popcorn eaters in theaters.  we should have a special section for them.

And calandale needs his own section, the 50+ bearded munter area

[Lucifer]

also, should we segregate alcoholic fat men with flatulance problems on airplanes?

In a perfect world, yes.

Indeed, the 'weighty' should have to purchase
more than one seat.

and loud popcorn eaters in theaters.  we should have a special section for them.

And calandale needs his own section, the 50+ bearded munter area

[Calandale]

The chavy ones probably do.

I have GOT to get to that buffet across the
street then. Maybe today for lunch.

and loud popcorn eaters in theaters.  we should have a special section for them.

Put them with the talkers.
And cell phone users.

Maybe they should just have
rude habits, and non-rude habit
sections.

The staff can just tell people that they
must stop their rude habits, if they choose
the wrong section.

And calandale needs his own section, the 50+ bearded munter area

I'm no longer with beard.

what is a bearded munter?

Fatty's fantasy.
Pity she can't have me.

[purposefulinsanity]

also, should we segregate alcoholic fat men with flatulance problems on airplanes?

In a perfect world, yes.

Indeed, the 'weighty' should have to purchase
more than one seat.

and loud popcorn eaters in theaters.  we should have a special section for them.

And calandale needs his own section, the 50+ bearded munter area

Who gives a fuck about jumping on the bandwagon- that was fucking funny.

[Lucifer]

now all we need is the word "minging" in there, somewhere, and my day will be complete!

[purposefulinsanity]

I don't know, we had munter, minging would just be overkill.

[McGiver]

what is a munter?

what is minging?

[Lucifer]

in another thread, i meant.

[purposefulinsanity]

what is a munter?

what is minging?

Someone particularly ugly.

[Lucifer]

and minging is something disgusting, like a fridge which hasn't been cleaned out in weeks.

[McGiver]

would a little verticle scrubbing help clean the ming?