lol, it's amazing what pointless thoughts run through your mind when you're working at half 3 in the morning!
And yes, Andriea, we had a cockateel called Bobby for about 17 years. And a shithouse of a ring necked Parakeet which I detested. It made the most horrific and brain piercing sound! I don't even remember that bastards name, mum got rid of it after a few years
PI, I actually looked it up when I got home this morning, apparently Ostriches have bladders.
I know, I could hardly believe it as well!