Ask dunc anything (if you must)

[duncvis]

* Silent Dunc whispers rude suggestion in PI's ear 

[odeon]

we're all looking forward to a full report, later.

[Lurker]

if you had to drink only 1 beer for the rest of your life, what would you choose?

[duncvis]

That's hard. To be a beer for all seasons, it'll need to be medium strength, aromatic/hoppy, characterful, with some maltiness in the mouth but not too heavy. If I can have but one beer, I therefore choose:

Shepherd Neame Late Red



(You can take that as a recommendation)

[The_P]

Did you watch "Karl Pilkington - Satisfied Fool" on C4 last night, Dunc?

Will Self was one pompous wanker.

[enronh]

Did you watch "Karl Pilkington - Satisfied Fool" on C4 last night, Dunc?

Will Self was one pompous wanker.

Was it any good Pea? How's Karl doing these days?

[The_P]

Did you watch "Karl Pilkington - Satisfied Fool" on C4 last night, Dunc?

Will Self was one pompous wanker.

Was it any good Pea? How's Karl doing these days?

I thought it was pretty good. Germaine Queer and David Icke seemed to have given him a warm reception. Professor Heinz quickly lost his patience with Karl when he proffered his explanation that the human brain evolved thanks to alien intervention. The Professor asked for proof and Karl replied that the UFO Spaceships were enough. Will Self was really spiteful towards Karl when he chose to be a satisfied pig than a dissatisfied Socrates. For someone who's an esteemed (an overstatement on my part?) journalist and novelist, he was a miserable wanker of a former crack addict.

If you wanna know how Karl is doing, check out his website. Don't understand why you're asking me for.

[Randy]

If you really wanted alcohol, and the last drop on earth was poision enough to kill you, would you do it?

Where do you work at?

Oh yeah, my f u c k n rent is $26 a month, finally I can pay all the owed bills and get out of this f u c k  town.  Authority figures do drugs when they themselves say not to.  I could say who, but it would not be safe if I said so.

[The_P]

Since when did Dunc asked about your private life?

[enronh]

Did you watch "Karl Pilkington - Satisfied Fool" on C4 last night, Dunc?

Will Self was one pompous wanker.

Was it any good Pea? How's Karl doing these days?

I thought it was pretty good. Germaine Queer and David Icke seemed to have given him a warm reception. Professor Heinz quickly lost his patience with Karl when he proffered his explanation that the human brain evolved thanks to alien intervention. The Professor asked for proof and Karl replied that the UFO Spaceships were enough. Will Self was really spiteful towards Karl when he chose to be a satisfied pig than a dissatisfied Socrates. For someone who's an esteemed (an overstatement on my part?) journalist and novelist, he was a miserable wanker of a former crack addict.

If you wanna know how Karl is doing, check out his website. Don't understand why you're asking me for.

I didnt mean literally 'how's he doing?' but just in relation to the programme.

Sounds good anyway. Must check it out.  

[duncvis]

Did you watch "Karl Pilkington - Satisfied Fool" on C4 last night, Dunc?

Will Self was one pompous wanker.

Nope. And Will Self usually is a fucking assclown.

If you really wanted alcohol, and the last drop on earth was poision enough to kill you, would you do it?

Er, no.

Where do you work at?

Home mostly. I'm not in paid employment at present.

Oh yeah, my f u c k n rent is $26 a month, finally I can pay all the owed bills and get out of this f u c k  town.  Authority figures do drugs when they themselves say not to.  I could say who, but it would not be safe if I said so.

They sorted the rent out? Good. Get yerself straightened up with em then, it takes some pressure off knowing the bills have been covered.

[Lucifer]

will self is mainly a knob.  and he's a heroin addict, not crack, pea.  well, he was, anyway - dunno if he still is.

sadly, he was disgustingly funny on "have i got news for you".  i tried to find him a prat, but he really was very amusing.  grrr.

[Randy]

Aren't we lucky

[duncvis]

Aren't we lucky

Mostly. Oi'm a happy camper!

[Teejay]

If you really wanted alcohol, and the last drop on earth was poision enough to kill you, would you do it?

Where do you work at?

Oh yeah, my f u c k n rent is $26 a month, finally I can pay all the owed bills and get out of this f u c k  town.  Authority figures do drugs when they themselves say not to.  I could say who, but it would not be safe if I said so.

Your rent is $26 a month, that is highway robbery.