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find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
« on: July 22, 2007, 02:54:58 PM »
okay, i'm in a foul mood, and i want someone to kill.

suggestions here, please.  you may pay me in chocolate (or for some people - and They Know Who They Are - with sexual favours), once i've done the hit.

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Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2007, 02:56:07 PM »
Jordan and her singing midget.
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« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2007, 02:56:34 PM »
Can I pay you in sexual favours now and let you know later if I decide I want anyone killed?  :eyebrows:
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Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2007, 02:57:25 PM »
Quote from: Silent Dunc on July 22, 2007, 02:56:07 PM
Jordan and her singing midget.

pfffft.

/waves hand.

hardly worth the effort.  who the fuck is the singing midget?  and, if she's standing upright, how the fuck does she see him?
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Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2007, 02:58:03 PM »
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on July 22, 2007, 02:56:34 PM
Can I pay you in sexual favours now and let you know later if I decide I want anyone killed?  :eyebrows:

lol.

you may prefer i kill someone first.  but i'll bank that offer, if you don't mind?   :eyebrows:
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Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2007, 02:59:57 PM »
singing midget - Peter Andre, the most annoying thing to come out of Australia since Home and Away...
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Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
« Reply #6 on: July 22, 2007, 03:00:54 PM »
he of the depilated chest?  :puke:

every charity shop i've ever been in has at least two CDs by peter andre.  says it all, really...
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Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2007, 03:04:59 PM »
Can you kill god for me? I can't remember what you wanted for payment... But I can give you one huge gigantic sexual favor
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Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
« Reply #8 on: July 22, 2007, 03:09:10 PM »
no.  and it's chocolate or nothing.
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Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
« Reply #9 on: July 22, 2007, 03:15:08 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on July 22, 2007, 03:09:10 PM
no.  and it's chocolate or nothing.

Then find your own damned hit.
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Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
« Reply #10 on: July 22, 2007, 03:22:24 PM »
no point in being snitty - read my original post.
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Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
« Reply #11 on: July 22, 2007, 03:28:10 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on July 22, 2007, 03:22:24 PM
no point in being snitty - read my original post.

People who assume that people on message boards are being genuinely snitty should spend less time on them.
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Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
« Reply #12 on: July 22, 2007, 04:44:08 PM »
can you murder me this meat pie, Lucifer? :P it's too good to exist in this world.




Quote from: Silent Dunc on July 22, 2007, 02:59:57 PM
singing midget - Peter Andre, the most annoying thing to come out of Australia since Home and Away...

i used to have a picture of him on my wall. :laugh: it was hilarious when i learned he had ab implants, i hadn't heard of such things ever. :laugh: he did look hot though. :P
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Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
« Reply #13 on: July 22, 2007, 04:45:13 PM »
If Lucifer won't murder the piiiiie, I will. :P
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Re: find me somebody to [s]love[/s] kill
« Reply #14 on: July 22, 2007, 04:46:26 PM »
i'm a vegetarian but i would love a good old meat pie.
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