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Re: ask jman anything you want
« Reply #45 on: May 25, 2006, 01:17:43 PM »
Quote from: SorceressPol on May 25, 2006, 12:31:11 PM
What's the hardest thing you've worked for in life?

I would say my credentials...

HS diploma and Degree in IT
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Re: ask jman anything you want
« Reply #46 on: May 25, 2006, 01:18:26 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on May 25, 2006, 12:33:05 PM
have you ever had a mint choicolate chip malt from Baskin Robbins?

my god its fucking awesome.

ya thats what got me hooked in the first place
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Re: ask jman anything you want
« Reply #47 on: May 25, 2006, 01:20:32 PM »
Quote from: fluorescent on May 25, 2006, 12:18:53 PM
I was not making fun of you.? What is next to ribs?, breasts, right?

Hmmm. You ate baby the other white meat, I wonder what that means?? I will bet it means oral sex or something else sexual.?

So, could you repeat them for me?

the quote from the film, infers that the character is going to actually eat a baby, ie canabalisation, nothing sexual at all
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Re: ask jman anything you want
« Reply #48 on: May 25, 2006, 03:31:22 PM »
I maid it mean something sexual, even I know it meant otherwise. It was a joke.
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Re: ask jman anything you want
« Reply #49 on: May 26, 2006, 03:14:42 AM »
You and 3 other individuals are in heaven and you stand before god.  What do you say/do?
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Re: ask jman anything you want
« Reply #50 on: May 26, 2006, 03:29:58 AM »
for my wife i use the endearment: Baby Pop

would you like to use it on your girlfriend?
and can you think of where i came up with it?
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Re: ask jman anything you want
« Reply #51 on: May 26, 2006, 07:05:14 AM »
Quote from: Nomaken on May 26, 2006, 03:14:42 AM
You and 3 other individuals are in heaven and you stand before god.  What do you say/do?

I would ask God: "What the hell were you thinking?!"
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Re: ask jman anything you want
« Reply #52 on: May 26, 2006, 07:06:58 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on May 26, 2006, 03:29:58 AM
for my wife i use the endearment: Baby Pop

would you like to use it on your girlfriend?
and can you think of where i came up with it?

1. hmmm sounds like a cute name but don;t wanna steal your ideas

2. hmmmm does it have a sexual meaning?
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Re: ask jman anything you want
« Reply #53 on: May 26, 2006, 07:08:35 AM »
Naw, it's just what happens when you put a baby in a microwave.
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Re: ask jman anything you want
« Reply #54 on: May 26, 2006, 07:10:21 AM »
yay, harry's back!!!

baby
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Re: ask jman anything you want
« Reply #55 on: May 26, 2006, 07:24:51 AM »
Quote from: Sanityisoverrated on May 26, 2006, 07:08:35 AM
Naw, it's just what happens when you put a baby in a microwave.

ok whatever you say there Tom Green
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Re: ask jman anything you want
« Reply #56 on: May 26, 2006, 07:35:58 AM »
beastie boys song
cant remember the name
from licensed to ill
baby pop and you dont stop.

it was even cuter when my grandms wa alive.  everysunday we would go to  breakfast with her.  my grandma thought it was soooo funny to call her baby poop.  she would say it and laugh til she made me pee myself.
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Re: ask jman anything you want
« Reply #57 on: May 26, 2006, 12:49:04 PM »
Have you ever had to lie to anyone? If yes, why?
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Re: ask jman anything you want
« Reply #58 on: May 26, 2006, 04:00:44 PM »
An easy one, but I lose track of time- how long have you and baby been an item?
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Re: ask jman anything you want
« Reply #59 on: May 26, 2006, 04:24:57 PM »
Quote from: SorceressPol on May 26, 2006, 12:49:04 PM
Have you ever had to lie to anyone? If yes, why?

many people for many different reasons, like for example calling off of work saying i have the flu when i really just don;t feel like going into work
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