A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: Lucifer on June 29, 2007, 09:56:20 PMQuote from: willow on June 29, 2007, 09:54:53 PMso really I just pissed the street. and one sock. and one of my friends. pffft. fucking lightweight.yeah, well. it was day three and we start drinking as soon as we wake up. do I get points for drinking more when we got back to our room?
Quote from: willow on June 29, 2007, 09:54:53 PMso really I just pissed the street. and one sock. and one of my friends. pffft. fucking lightweight.
so really I just pissed the street. and one sock. and one of my friends.
Quote from: willow on June 29, 2007, 10:00:03 PMQuote from: Lucifer on June 29, 2007, 09:56:20 PMQuote from: willow on June 29, 2007, 09:54:53 PMso really I just pissed the street. and one sock. and one of my friends. pffft. fucking lightweight.yeah, well. it was day three and we start drinking as soon as we wake up. do I get points for drinking more when we got back to our room? no, i meant for only pissing on only one of your friends. if you're really, really good, i'll teach you how to spray.
Quote from: Lucifer on June 29, 2007, 10:05:42 PMQuote from: willow on June 29, 2007, 10:00:03 PMQuote from: Lucifer on June 29, 2007, 09:56:20 PMQuote from: willow on June 29, 2007, 09:54:53 PMso really I just pissed the street. and one sock. and one of my friends. pffft. fucking lightweight.yeah, well. it was day three and we start drinking as soon as we wake up. do I get points for drinking more when we got back to our room? no, i meant for only pissing on only one of your friends. if you're really, really good, i'll teach you how to spray.oooh!! teach me! I'll be good! (she ran, that cunt. I TRIED to get her.)
hold that thought...
Quote from: Lucifer on June 29, 2007, 03:04:54 PMhold that thought... Seven hours later... I'm still waiting for my surprise.I don't want to write too much though. Gotta check my private messages again.
Quote from: ImTeslaBitch! on June 29, 2007, 10:21:28 PMQuote from: Lucifer on June 29, 2007, 03:04:54 PMhold that thought... Seven hours later... I'm still waiting for my surprise.I don't want to write too much though. Gotta check my private messages again.you mean you missed it? sigh... the youth of today - no staying power.../shakes head, sadly...
a member, but i won't say who.? and its not my wife.
Quote from: Lucifer on July 15, 2006, 12:00:02 PMerm...what exactly am i supposed to be looking at? have i missed it? Behold, Fluorescent's arm!
erm...what exactly am i supposed to be looking at? have i missed it?
Me, semi-nude.
Who is that lady with her back turned ?