I just peed a little. 
While I agree this was funny, saying you peed a little doesn't really differentiate this event from any other...
why do you have to make fun of me just because I piss my pants anytime I laugh, sneeze, cry, cough, get drunk, walk, or talk??
you evil, evil man.
/nods. yes, stress incontinence is a serious matter. i think you should be more sensitive about such things, SRG - i could happen to you, you know. soggy trousers are not a pleasant experience. well, not always, anyway.
so, willow darl' - how much did you pee? and have you ever thought of doing a double act with Ploppy Girl?
okay...maybe I exaggerated a little.
he is ribbing me about a trip to st augustine with my girlfriends...we had to walk 1.5 miles back to our hotel from the last bar we went to..and in the evening I had ingested 3 beers, 4 pom martinis, 3 glasses of sangria, and 4 cosmos that were doubles.
they were steering me...I was trying to follow the bricks on the road...but fuck it all they were all willy nilly..so I was
going all over from side to side...and someone said something funny (I was idiot drunk, so, you know, they probably said " here is a stop sign.") and I laughed so hard I pissed myself.
fortunately, I was wearing a skirt..and I am anti-undergarment...so really I just pissed the street. and one sock. and one of my friends.
