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Eamonn

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« Reply #150 on: June 20, 2006, 12:56:17 PM »
Quote from: SorceressPol on June 20, 2006, 12:47:18 PM
Quote from: Eamonn on June 20, 2006, 12:24:20 PM
What's a clavicle?

Collarbone.

Fuck, if an attractive collarbone is what you're relying on to pull a bull, Lucifer, then you wont need to worry about overtaking Shima as the hottest bit of skirt on Intensity.
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« Reply #151 on: June 20, 2006, 02:02:43 PM »
ladies, and gentlemen, please try to control yourselves.

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« Reply #152 on: June 20, 2006, 02:12:15 PM »
i am your typical, intoor californian.
all that smog from the idling trucks in the port and industry in LA, coupled with the surrounding mountains, hell it dangerous out there.
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« Reply #153 on: June 20, 2006, 02:22:07 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on June 20, 2006, 02:12:15 PM
i am your typical, intoor californian.
all that smog from the idling trucks in the port and industry in LA, coupled with the surrounding mountains, hell it dangerous out there.

You dissapoint me, i imagined you to work on the port with your top off, showing a builders bum, drinking beer and smoking ciggarettes with accompyning vulgar language. I also imagined that youd go doing fishing trips with your eldest daughter while secretly wishing that she was a boy so she'd be macho burp just like the old man. Loving the double-chin though, Mr Pasty. :P
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« Reply #154 on: June 20, 2006, 02:30:24 PM »
thats a turkey gobbler, thank you very much.

no the truth is that when i had my breast reduction surgery, they let some move northward.
on the brightside, i no longer require a mansierre.
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« Reply #155 on: June 20, 2006, 02:36:00 PM »
Anyway, thanks for confirming that im relatively heterosexual. You're a big fine lump of a man and i dont fancy you so im straight, for now.
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« Reply #156 on: June 20, 2006, 03:05:26 PM »
Oooo lala McJ that is strawberries AND cream!
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« Reply #157 on: June 20, 2006, 03:09:38 PM »
eamonn m' lord.

please wait to state your sexual preferrence until after i have had the opportunity to post a picture of my unkempt ass.

once you get a load of that you may change your mind.

beep, beep, beep.
now i need a yellow flag that says, wide load
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« Reply #158 on: June 20, 2006, 03:37:28 PM »
semi alert? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?semi alert? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?semi alert



























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Re: Semi-n00dz
« Reply #159 on: June 20, 2006, 03:41:14 PM »
Gosh, McJ! She is sexy. Is that your wife?
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« Reply #160 on: June 20, 2006, 03:41:56 PM »
Quote from: RobertN on June 20, 2006, 03:41:14 PM
Gosh, McJ! She is sexy. Is that your wife?

Its Shima- she posted them on another thread  ;)
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Re: Semi-n00dz
« Reply #161 on: June 20, 2006, 03:42:23 PM »
Well, I thought I had better put one up of myself:

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« Reply #162 on: June 20, 2006, 03:42:34 PM »












Did I make any straight men gay?  Did I turn any gay women straight?
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« Reply #163 on: June 20, 2006, 03:45:49 PM »
I didn't know whether to give you strawberries or 'cream' for that one Peter  ;)
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« Reply #164 on: June 20, 2006, 03:46:56 PM »
good one peter.
two distinct places for me to place my thumbs.
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