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Semi-n00dz
« on: May 20, 2006, 01:52:53 PM »
Me:


Shima:


Any more takers?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Semi-n00dz
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2006, 01:57:55 PM »
hot dog shima.
how many chilodren do you have?
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Re: Semi-n00dz
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2006, 11:49:31 PM »
5.
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Re: Semi-n00dz
« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2006, 12:06:52 AM »
all i can say is wow-zah!

you must have some fine gene pool.
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« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2006, 07:32:33 PM »
You pissed me off. I going to wring Kristen;s neck.? I such a sexy body and can;t put it up.? I have a fuckn six pack and huge muscles.? I am flexable and have excellent cardiovascular fitness also. I am going to ask my mom to get her ass over here and take me to the store.? Get me the right god damn scanner.? Maybe tommorow Kristin will come. She said? maybe she would come today, but she did not.? I can sense her coming shortly.

Maybe I should pay that bitch, and get a fuckn get a new scanner. Fuck yes I am.
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Re: Semi-n00dz
« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2006, 07:54:22 PM »
I emailed her myspace, but she is hardly on.  I am going to her work tommorow. Its like 37 cents at cvs to make pics, but not the type I want.  I am going to offer her 10dollars.  I don;t know what the fuckn stalling is.  Maybe she is afraid of getting aurosed.  She can close her eyes and take pics, its that simple.
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Re: Semi-n00dz
« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2006, 08:00:55 PM »
She has seen me working out, with sleveless shirts, and no shirt. ( I had less less ab defintion in the past)? What the fuck is her problem??
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Re: Semi-n00dz
« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2006, 08:14:31 PM »
I am going to flex, how about that? 
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Re: Semi-n00dz
« Reply #8 on: May 25, 2006, 08:38:21 PM »
Quote from: fluorescent on May 25, 2006, 08:14:31 PM
I am going to flex, how about that? 

That would be great.   :)

<Gets some tissues ready.>
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Semi-n00dz
« Reply #9 on: May 26, 2006, 04:30:18 AM »
I will focus all my trauma energy and all anger, that I have, into flexing. I will do low intensity cardiovascular exercise after I eat to promote fat burning , increasing digestion, and stimulate bowels.
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Re: Semi-n00dz
« Reply #10 on: May 26, 2006, 06:42:23 AM »
i am really interested in that stimulating bowels thingy.
and not for anything gay.

its just that the raison bran isn't working as well as it used to.
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Re: Semi-n00dz
« Reply #11 on: May 26, 2006, 08:01:14 AM »
I am not gay, I want a fuckn women. Maybe you were not implieing I was gay.? The only reason I check with Peter is? he might be thinking I am lying.? I figure he is in charge here because he thinks he is the bigger perve.  He keeps trying to build my self esteem, and the more the better.
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Re: Semi-n00dz
« Reply #12 on: May 27, 2006, 04:35:00 AM »
When I get the pics I will delete these updates.  Its saturday, so hopefully, my brother will come down here. He probably wants to enjoy what little of a day he has left on a work day.  He has been playing with his car alot, making upgrades and stuff.  Sunday, I usually go over my grandmother's house for visit, where my brother is.  He is there sometimes, but not always with his girlfriend.  I don;t know why Kristin can;t lend it to Gianna to take the pics, if she is busy with Scott.
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Re: Semi-n00dz
« Reply #13 on: May 27, 2006, 04:39:30 AM »
Don't worry about it.  I'm sure the females here will be able to contain their excitement for just a little bit longer.  Feminine pad technology is pretty advanced these days.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Semi-n00dz
« Reply #14 on: May 27, 2006, 07:07:02 AM »
As you know, its twice as fun to look at nudity and sexual images, with the technology.  Sometimes people are so moody, it does not work for them, and they need help with my pics.
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