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next question:

how do you suppose that guy 'does it'?


Use your imagination and think how you 'do it' with a nine-months-pregnant woman.  I think he would 'do it' much the same way if his belly got in the way as if hers did.

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i must confess that i am not that aroused by my wife when she is very pregnant.
i think its psychological or something.  i think i am going to be stabbing at the fetus or something.

i know its juvenile, but thats what i think.  and i am not boasting of size either.

and i will admit another thing. i am fascinated by the extra large breasts, though.
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At least five years since he saw his penis, and double that time since he saw his toes. And now, his penis and his toes have about the same function.

what function is that?
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At least five years since he saw his penis, and double that time since he saw his toes. And now, his penis and his toes have about the same function.

what function is that?

Sort of an appendix, something that will hurt if he gives it too much thought or effort.
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Does...
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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...this...
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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...count...
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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...as...
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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...hijacking?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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that would be postwhoring. :P

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That too.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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I want a klondike bar...

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You and 3 other individuals are in heaven and you stand before god.  What do you say/do?
And as always, these are simply my worthless opinions.
Reverence is fine, Sanctity is silly.
We're all fucked, it helps to remember that.

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You and 3 other individuals are in heaven and you stand before god.  What do you say/do?

Hi God, why don't ya talk to the other three first. I'd like to stay here a short while at least...

or

So God, Did ya believe in me?

or

What the fuck are McJagger, Eamonn and Omega Female doing here?
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What in life truely makes you happy on a regular basis, and why exactly does it make you happy?
And as always, these are simply my worthless opinions.
Reverence is fine, Sanctity is silly.
We're all fucked, it helps to remember that.