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Re: Funerals.
« Reply #15 on: July 10, 2007, 07:26:06 AM »
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I'm not really bothered if some family members decide to take over my funeral arrangements. If they want to send me off to the underworld in style, leave them to it.

Funeral ceremonies are meaningless to me, anyway.

can I have you cremated, then mixed in with some tattoo ink..and put into my body foreverandever?

Do what you will with my former vessel.


hawt.

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Re: Funerals.
« Reply #16 on: July 10, 2007, 07:29:33 AM »
Quote from: Basement-dwelling Peegai on July 10, 2007, 07:26:06 AM
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I'm not really bothered if some family members decide to take over my funeral arrangements. If they want to send me off to the underworld in style, leave them to it.

Funeral ceremonies are meaningless to me, anyway.

can I have you cremated, then mixed in with some tattoo ink..and put into my body foreverandever?

Do what you will with my former vessel.


hawt.

Very.

indeed.
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The_P

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Re: Funerals.
« Reply #17 on: July 10, 2007, 07:30:17 AM »
Shush. The funeral's just started.
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willow

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Re: Funerals.
« Reply #18 on: July 10, 2007, 07:32:50 AM »
Quote from: Basement-dwelling Peegai on July 10, 2007, 07:30:17 AM
Shush. The funeral's just started.


dearly beloved...
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The_P

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« Reply #19 on: July 10, 2007, 07:33:17 AM »
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Re: Funerals.
« Reply #22 on: July 10, 2007, 07:35:44 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on July 10, 2007, 07:25:52 AM
I rather adamently want my organs donated and then the rest of me burned.

My sister-in-law's mother wanted her body donated to science, because she had Parkinson's disease.  When the scientists are done with it, she wanted to be cremated, so of course her family are respecting her wishes.

I don't think open casket funerals are creepy and vile, but if Peter thinks that they are, then he definitely should not have one.

Nobody ate biscuits in the room where my brother's body was displayed.
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Re: Funerals.
« Reply #23 on: July 10, 2007, 08:59:08 AM »
Quote from: Callaway on July 09, 2007, 11:52:47 PM
I think that if you know what the deceased person would have wanted, then his wishes should be respected if at all possible.

Yes, they are for the survivors as much as for the deceased, but their purpose is to honor the deceased.


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Re: Funerals.
« Reply #24 on: July 10, 2007, 10:45:48 AM »
oh man i dont want to even think about funerals :P
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Re: Funerals.
« Reply #25 on: July 10, 2007, 05:10:36 PM »
In the tradition of my Viking forefathers, I want to be burned in a funeral pyre.


Then I want eveyone to get drunk out of their minds.
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Re: Funerals.
« Reply #26 on: July 10, 2007, 07:05:28 PM »

That would work for me, but within the last few years, I have changed a bit. I would really like to donate my organs, if there is anything left of them. Just burn the rest and throw it back to the sea for all I care. I just hope I have planted enough trees before I go.
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Re: Funerals.
« Reply #27 on: July 10, 2007, 08:00:37 PM »
This is my wishes according to my last will and testament.  If I die at a young age, them my organs that can be transplanted should be taken and used for those who haave a shot at life.  Otherwise, I DO NOT want heroic measure taken to preserve my life, IF the quality of my life is to be NO QUALITY.  At the end, cremate me and either scatter my ashes or put them in the compost heap. :green:

If I am buried in the ground in a casket, I will return from the dead and haunt those who fucked me over in death until they were dead.

I have left specific instructions in my last will and testament.  I do not want to be buried in my hometown or in the "family" plot.  Yes, it has a lot to do with my femaleprogenitor.  Aka, mother/cunt/soul sucker.
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Re: Funerals.
« Reply #28 on: July 10, 2007, 08:32:01 PM »
Quote from: ozymandias on July 10, 2007, 08:00:37 PM
If I am buried in the ground in a casket, I will return from the dead and haunt those who fucked me over in death until they were dead.

Ah, finally a GOOD reason to respect the wishes of the dead.
Yeah, this is pretty much what my mom threatened me with.
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Re: Funerals.
« Reply #29 on: July 10, 2007, 09:31:53 PM »
Joke - What's the difference between a Czech wedding and a Czech funeral?




















(keep scrolling)












Answer - One less drunk.   :P






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