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maldoror yer avatar makes me cringe
« on: July 09, 2007, 07:39:19 PM »
its almost as bad as the lotus tit

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1. lotus tit  17 up, 1 down 
 
 The most disgusting picture in the world. Most haven't seen it, and those who have wish they haven't. A picture of a womans nipple, photoshopped to look as though it contains pits or holes filled with the seeds of the lotus plant.


believe me you do not want to see the lotus tit, you'll freak the fuck out.

is that a finger stuffed with hamburger?

 

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Re: maldoror yer avatar makes me cringe
« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2007, 07:46:24 PM »
its almost as bad as the lotus tit

from urban dictionary;

1. lotus tit  17 up, 1 down 
 
 The most disgusting picture in the world. Most haven't seen it, and those who have wish they haven't. A picture of a womans nipple, photoshopped to look as though it contains pits or holes filled with the seeds of the lotus plant.


believe me you do not want to see the lotus tit, you'll freak the fuck out.

is that a finger stuffed with hamburger?

 


Post the lotus tit, please.
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Re: maldoror yer avatar makes me cringe
« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2007, 07:48:16 PM »
i'll have to find a picture of it, naturally nobody wants to look at it so its gonna be hard to find

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Re: maldoror yer avatar makes me cringe
« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2007, 08:33:41 PM »
Damn it. I need to find it at a better resolution or something, because it's actually full of a bunch of red pens, and not just some disgusting lump. Hold on...

I've seen that tit pic before. You really think that's worse than goatse or some of those rotten pics?
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Re: maldoror yer avatar makes me cringe
« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2007, 07:21:18 AM »
maldoror's pic is nowhere NEAR as bad.
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Re: maldoror yer avatar makes me cringe
« Reply #6 on: July 10, 2007, 08:55:41 AM »

Can someone explain why plants and humans can't be combined.

... although actual seeds from a breast is a bit odd.
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Re: maldoror yer avatar makes me cringe
« Reply #7 on: July 10, 2007, 08:56:36 AM »

Can someone explain why plants and humans can't be combined.

... although actual seeds from a breast is a bit odd.

yeah; it would make more sense to have seeds in ovaries.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: maldoror yer avatar makes me cringe
« Reply #8 on: July 10, 2007, 09:06:44 AM »
Damn it. I need to find it at a better resolution or something, because it's actually full of a bunch of red pens, and not just some disgusting lump. Hold on...

I've seen that tit pic before. You really think that's worse than goatse or some of those rotten pics?


oddly...the tit pic freaks me out way more than goatse.

probably because at first, the tit thing looks like worms or something..
and the story that goes along with it is horrifying...


I know goatse will never happen to me...but it isn't too hard to freak myself out
about tit-worms. :P

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Re: maldoror yer avatar makes me cringe
« Reply #9 on: July 10, 2007, 09:26:04 AM »
The tit pic didn't freak me out at all when i first saw it, but it starts to get freaky when you stare at it for too long.
I didn't realise it had a story to go with it.
Goatse doesnt freak me out at all.
There is a penis pic shooped with teeth on it which i find more freaky than the tit pic. I can't find it though, but it turns up quite regularly.


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Re: maldoror yer avatar makes me cringe
« Reply #10 on: July 10, 2007, 09:35:07 AM »
Damn it. I need to find it at a better resolution or something, because it's actually full of a bunch of red pens, and not just some disgusting lump. Hold on...

I've seen that tit pic before. You really think that's worse than goatse or some of those rotten pics?


oddly...the tit pic freaks me out way more than goatse.

probably because at first, the tit thing looks like worms or something..
and the story that goes along with it is horrifying...


I know goatse will never happen to me...but it isn't too hard to freak myself out
about tit-worms. :P

What story?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: maldoror yer avatar makes me cringe
« Reply #11 on: July 10, 2007, 09:38:30 AM »
The tit pic was weird just because everyone has nipples... and we have all heard the story of the spiders coming out of the mole on someone's face.   I think ever since Alien, I had fear of some creature popping out of me (insects mainly lol).   Parasitic insects like tapeworms disgust the hell out of me too... Have you seen a picture of a huge ass tapeworm they took out of someone?

Goatse when I first saw it I was like wtf is that.   I was disgusted, but at least there wasn't shit flying out of the asshole too.   I planted scat pictures in highschool once to freak people out haha.   Some girl laying a steaming loaf in a dude's mouth, freaked so many people out and they had no fucking clue who did it.   All thanks to my dad's first color printer in 1996.

Genital mutilation shit freaked me out.   I saw a video of people chopping their dicks in half and doing horrible shit to vaginas, and all sorts of other distrubing shit.   It was on a forum I got banned from a year ago lol.
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it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.