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Re: Which male or female on WP would you stalk?
« Reply #75 on: July 04, 2006, 11:00:57 AM »
Are they going to beat me up? >:D

Are they going to rape me? >:D

If I was really having a problem with a stalker, I could find some way to deal with it.
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Re: Which male or female on WP would you stalk?
« Reply #76 on: July 04, 2006, 11:07:00 AM »
i found that farting during head helps.
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Re: Which male or female on WP would you stalk?
« Reply #77 on: July 04, 2006, 11:09:49 AM »
So I guess  according to my mom's logic, in the summer, I am not allowed to take my shirt off.

Mc Jagger,  do you know what a queff is ? I am not sure how its spelled
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Re: Which male or female on WP would you stalk?
« Reply #78 on: July 04, 2006, 11:13:58 AM »
its a pussy fart.
but it usually happens right after sex, when alot of air has been forced up there.
sometimes during sex, you have to pull out because of the uncomfortable feeling that the woman is getting from too much air up there.

let her ppphart, it out, then you may reinsert.  but after a good laugh and one of these  :-[ on her part.
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Re: Which male or female on WP would you stalk?
« Reply #79 on: July 04, 2006, 11:28:04 AM »
That is what the pain is about?  I knew what one was, but did not know about that other stuff.
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Re: Which male or female on WP would you stalk?
« Reply #80 on: July 04, 2006, 11:40:46 AM »
if you are a larger man (not small like me) then you can fill it up and no air gets in  there.
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Re: Which male or female on WP would you stalk?
« Reply #81 on: July 04, 2006, 12:11:58 PM »
Quote from: fluorescent on July 04, 2006, 11:00:57 AM
If I was really having a problem with a stalker, I could find some way to deal with it.

just talk at them, should do it.  if their brain hasn't made a bid for freedom after two or three minutes, then they're probably non-sentient, and you have nothing to worry about.
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Re: Which male or female on WP would you stalk?
« Reply #82 on: July 04, 2006, 12:15:36 PM »
I will ignore the retard!  maybe!

I am sure x smokers are hot too.  I am normal sized so I have just as much otf that happening as anyone else.
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Re: Which male or female on WP would you stalk?
« Reply #83 on: July 04, 2006, 12:20:00 PM »
i am not everyone else i am SMALL! :'(
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Re: Which male or female on WP would you stalk?
« Reply #84 on: July 04, 2006, 12:22:56 PM »
Genetic weakness or special purpose, go figure.
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Re: Which male or female on WP would you stalk?
« Reply #85 on: July 04, 2006, 04:37:48 PM »
Quote from: fluorescent on July 04, 2006, 11:00:57 AM
Are they going to beat me up? >:D

Are they going to rape me? >:D

If I was really having a problem with a stalker, I could find some way to deal with it.

They might beat you up and rape you and then tell you if they can't have you then nobody ever will and threaten to kill you.  They might call you at all hours of the day and night and follow you when you leave your house.  You might have to move from state to state several times to try to get away from them, just to have them track you down, again and again.

Believe me, it is no fun at all.  You do not want a stalker, male or female.

I do not think any of the women that are here will stalk you if you post a swimsuit picture of yourself, so I believe your mother is mistaken about that, but that is a separate issue from you thinking it would be cool to have a female stalker.
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Re: Which male or female on WP would you stalk?
« Reply #86 on: July 04, 2006, 06:46:57 PM »
There are two problems here.  I took some judo, but I only made it up to yellow belt because I ran out of money.  It was called the gentle judo club, roughly translated, which means they did not teach striking.  I will go back there and take some other class or just some other class.  I workout too, so that means I am strong. They would have catch me and they would have to struggle with me.  The only way they would have a chance is with a gun, but I could call the police.  If a woman did it I probably would just let her have at it.
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Re: Which male or female on WP would you stalk?
« Reply #87 on: July 04, 2006, 08:08:25 PM »

I would stalk fiz.
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Re: Which male or female on WP would you stalk?
« Reply #88 on: July 05, 2006, 04:01:29 AM »
Quote from: fluorescent on July 04, 2006, 06:46:57 PM
There are two problems here.  [...wibble wibble wibble...]

fluorescent. reality check for you - you're not a big guy. and before you cry 'bring on the psycho hose beast', do yourself a favour and rent 'Fatal Attraction'.  ::)
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Re: Which male or female on WP would you stalk?
« Reply #89 on: July 05, 2006, 04:18:09 AM »
I see some pretty big shit sometimes.  It goes up and down, for what reason I don't know.  Ok perves, bring it on!
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