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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #270 on: June 01, 2006, 05:27:30 AM »
imagine:

 ???it will be earth shattering, and the girls will be so turned on that guys all over the world will be getting lucky, for no other reason than that you are too far away ???

am i right?
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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #271 on: June 01, 2006, 05:48:02 AM »
That is using the mind, but its to give the women  help for masturbation. I also wish to directly help them with this. To achieve orgaism you must have good mood. If anything, it will at least up their mood.  Sorry to say, the gays will also get upped moods. They had better not get their hopes up, because  I will not go down were they are to fuck them.
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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #272 on: June 01, 2006, 05:51:55 AM »
i have finally figured it out

with your body and your lingo, you should join the world wrestling federation.
 honestly, i am not kidding.  your responses are exactly the same type as that of the professional wrestlers.
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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #273 on: June 01, 2006, 06:29:24 AM »
My post with the sexy pic has been moved to 'the bad place'.   :'(  How will the gay men satisfy themselves now?   ???
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #274 on: June 01, 2006, 06:39:17 AM »
but i don't see it in the sin bin? ???
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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #275 on: June 01, 2006, 06:59:30 AM »
Quote from: QuirkyCarla on June 01, 2006, 06:39:17 AM
but i don't see it in the sin bin? ???

Yes, it was just that bad, apparently.   ;D  McJagger's talking about a prize.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #276 on: June 01, 2006, 07:08:11 AM »
They can pretend you are in the closet them, Peter.  That will satisfy them.

LOL
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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #277 on: June 01, 2006, 07:10:28 AM »
Inside joke people, Peter has been agreeing with Mc Jagger, that I am closet gay.  Peter will fuck a dead person, so that does not say much, except.....  :laugh:
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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #278 on: June 01, 2006, 07:17:33 AM »
My barber is a fuckn "peter", he cut my hair all wrong.  I look like terrible.  I need a new hair cut and a new avitar to match.
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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #279 on: June 01, 2006, 11:31:30 AM »
Quote from: fluorescent on June 01, 2006, 07:17:33 AM
My barber is a fuckn "peter", he cut my hair all wrong.  I look like terrible.  I need a new hair cut and a new avitar to match.

You can borrow Jimmymac if you want to. He's a sexy guy--I'm talking about raw, sexual magnetism here--plus, he has the haircut to end all haircuts, and I have a new avatar.
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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #280 on: June 01, 2006, 11:59:04 AM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on June 01, 2006, 06:29:24 AM
? ?:'(? How will the gay men satisfy themselves now?? ????

can't they just go to see you at your house, like they usually do?  ???  :P
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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #281 on: June 01, 2006, 12:01:52 PM »
this whole thing has got me daffy.

yes there is a prize.  for sheer fucking hilarity, and what do you want omega, as the winner.
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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #282 on: June 01, 2006, 02:42:58 PM »
a picture of your wife's bare breasts please, McJagger (well, if they're good enough for Peter.....).
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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #283 on: June 01, 2006, 03:25:54 PM »
Here it comes then, back from the abyss of the admin forum:

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Quote from: fluorescent on June 01, 2006, 05:48:02 AM
That is using the mind, but its to give the women  help for masturbation. I also wish to directly help them with this. To achieve orgaism you must have good mood. If anything, it will at least up their mood.  Sorry to say, the gays will also get upped moods. They had better not get their hopes up, because  I will not go down were they are to fuck them.

Just in case any gay guys get overly excited by your nudes, I prepared a little something for them to ease their frustrations with:


And Fluorescents response:  (there were 2, but only one was saved before he deleted them)

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You that and I will put your up!!!!!!
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #284 on: June 01, 2006, 04:22:31 PM »
Anyone who wants to see an alternate version can visit aspietrash.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
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