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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #90 on: May 24, 2006, 11:29:36 AM »
I am an atheist.  I have been thinking on this one.  I should make up my own religion.  No one has to go to church.  Everyone who behaves goes to heaven, anyone who is a pric goes to hell.

What about pricks who believe?  You seem to have a few kinks to iron out in your theology.

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There would be no sunday bullshit, and nobody has to give up sex for the rest of their life. I will bet some priest are getting nervous by this, because they cannot hide and have sex with little boys.  Oh I am a priest, noone will suspect me.

So your reason for starting your own religion is that it'll help you fuck little boys?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #91 on: May 24, 2006, 11:42:18 AM »
So who would decide who went where?

personally i want to go to Hel, i mean drink and on the tap warriors who wouldn't!

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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #92 on: May 24, 2006, 11:49:07 AM »
For some reason I started thinking about Rowan Atkinson and an episode of the Britcom Not the Nine O'Clock News, where he asks a perfect stranger "Are you gay?", then continues with, "I was gay once but I didn't like it very much..."

I dunno why.  :D
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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #93 on: May 24, 2006, 12:10:41 PM »
Is there a movie that has ever made an impact on you?
George:I'd say I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not. I excel at not giving a shit. Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation beget disappointment, so the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A equals B equals C Equals A, or whatever. I also don't have a lot of interest in being a good person or a bad person. From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws, and good people are punished by Murphy's Law

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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #94 on: May 24, 2006, 01:12:29 PM »
So your reason for starting your own religion is that it'll help you fuck little boys?

People don;t toy with me, I am not gay.  I will never do anything sexual with a man.  Peter I was making fun of priest's behavior, because I find it appauling. I use sarchasim alot.

Is there a movie that has ever made an impact on you?

I have never had a movie make an impact on me.  My only heroes, are me myself and I.  I remember a few good ones though.  Night of the living dead was a pretty good movie.  The southpark movie was funny, and I enjoyed that alot.

So who would decide who went where?

Not me, and that is not because I am incompetent.

What about pricks who believe?  You seem to have a few kinks to iron out in your theology.

Prics should go to hell, unless they have some issues.  They should try and fix it,  if they don't, they should go to hell.  People should try there best to behave.
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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #95 on: May 24, 2006, 01:40:37 PM »
So, i don't know if i missed it or u didn't say, but where are you from?

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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #96 on: May 24, 2006, 01:44:22 PM »
Westerly, RI
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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #97 on: May 24, 2006, 01:45:45 PM »
K, erm, well age? Height? that sorta stuff

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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #98 on: May 24, 2006, 01:51:52 PM »
I am 23, I am  5 feet 8 inches tall, and weigh 150lbs.  I am a capricorn, and I was born january 6 1983. I cannot wait to put seminude pics up.
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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #99 on: May 24, 2006, 02:30:45 PM »
I am 23, I am  5 feet 8 inches tall, and weigh 150lbs.  I am a capricorn, and I was born january 6 1983. I cannot wait to put seminude pics up.

You sure know how to talk to a lady, eh?  ;)
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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #100 on: May 24, 2006, 02:33:38 PM »
Sometimes I don;t try.  Some like it that way.
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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #101 on: May 24, 2006, 02:41:33 PM »
i'm just so nosy me, eye colour, have you ever dyed your hair and do you have any tattoos

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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #102 on: May 24, 2006, 03:03:24 PM »
My eye color is hazel, and I have herd it changes color when my eye waters.  I have  a couple of tatooes, if that is what you call them.  Actually they are scars, from cancer surgury and appendix surgury.  There in nice scar on my back, arm pit, and one along my neck.  I feal ounce, down a hill, and was going fast on my pedal bike.  I got a few scars on my hands and knees.  It was a hot day, and I had to walk home the rest of the way home, because I left my cell phone at home.  I saw all these new formations at the bottom of the hill and it freeked me out.  I did not think I could handle them, and so I put the brake on too quick. There were  Lots of bumps on the street corner.  I flipped over in the middle of the street.  I got blood on my libary card and other cards.
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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #103 on: May 24, 2006, 03:04:34 PM »
One more thing, Odeon,  I said seminude pics.  You would see those in the summer anyways.
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Re: Ask Fluorescent anything
« Reply #104 on: May 24, 2006, 03:07:02 PM »
soooo, when are we getting these pics then?  and you didn't say if u'd dyed your hair

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