Ask Fluorescent anything

[Silk]

Have you ever made a special meal for a special someone? If so describe the meal and the person.

[Randy]

I can cook, but I have never cooked anything for anyone else. I have never had a girlfriend either.  I had two hot girls ask me at one time, and they wanted to meet after school.  I chickened out.  I herd this girl in family dollar, Rebecca, had the hots for me.

My waist is 31.5 iches? weight 145lbs chest 35 inches.? I lost 5 lbs and a .5 inches in my waist, hmmm.

[Peter]

I got some measurements for you.  I weigh 145 lbs height, 5 feet 8inches, chest about 36 inches, biceps 1 foot, and waist 31.5 inches.  I lost 5 or 10 lbs and .5 inches in my waist.

Height 5"10'
weight 180lbs

chest 39"
waist 33"
bicepts 14.25"

Still think you've got me beaten?

[McGiver]

here's the surprise:
cock like a horse!
yeah i'd say he's got you!

[Randy]

My ass, I will show you. You are heavier than I am, even if I was 5 feet 10 inches.  I bet that is not muscle either.    I have achieved what I want, and that is all that matters to me.

[Silk]

Who are you writng the pm to?

[Randy]

Mc Jagger.  I am getting my computer upgraded, but I need a new one. Things are about to go.  Monitors is on its way out, and D drive is fired.  I got one on its way, and my brother is helping get things done.  I will not be silienced that easy.  I will be back, as quickly as possible.  I will get a job  soon, I will not take this money bullshit sitting down.  That is on its way also.  I am ready to attack that too.

[Silk]

Mc Jagger.  I am getting my computer upgraded, but I need a new one. Things are about to go.  Monitors is on its way out, and D drive is fired.  I got one on its way, and my brother is helping get things done.  I will not be silienced that easy.  I will be back, as quickly as possible.  I will get a job  soon, I will not take this money bullshit sitting down.  That is on its way also.  I am ready to attack that too.

Good luck.

[Randy]

You might have figured out by now, I am online.  My netwire is on the floor for the cat to get at, but I am told if he touches it he will get a shock.  The other end of the wire is hanging half way through the room in my nephew's bedroom.  This is temporary and will get fixed.  I think everything is fine, but I will have to see.  I have to go shopping, try install my scanner, and camera.  I can rest though, I think I have had enough exercise this week.  I am getting some tea, that is for sure.  I will be going back to tea binges and getting messed up.   This will be temporary because I have no job, and tea is expesive for me. Well, It would say I its very good for me.  Messed up refers to me getting hyper, which I can controll.  Attack the job means I am going to start looking now.  I have looked at my hours, and as always praticed relaxation exercises.  Things looks good computer wise, but I am not going to get my hopes up.  I need to see significant proof its going to work.  I see things already, but its not enough for me to get upped and then let down.  The net is up and I see it says I have windows 98se opperating system.  Monitor is about to go and my d drive is disfunctional, but I will get a computer.  I hope I get a job by then so I can support my own effort to get new computer, because I am sick having little power monetary wise.

[Randy]

So what is going to be?. Should I  buy a d drive and blow some of my computer fund, or wait for a new computer?  I think I should wait, considering my monitor is about to go.  Either that or my brother brings his e drive over and installs my camera and scanner for me.  He said he was going to ,but his girlfriend kept saying she was bored.  He spent alot of time on my computer because it was being a bitch, that combined with what his girlfriend said must have made him forget.  Either that or he is taking a break from my bitchy computer.  The internet cord is hanging half way in my nephew room, that and the fact he would install my new computer  when I got it makes me think he may come back later and install my camera and scanner.  I think its on his mind near the other things he is doing to my computer.

[Randy]

I was paid back  half the money owed to me. My  check is coming in a couple of days so borrowing is from it is not completly out of the question.  Its only half the risk getting me into the situation that I was almost in.  Enough time will pass and by then, and the money I borrowed out of my check from food should be returned by the time I need it. Hmmm... I think I will be getting my computer in 3 days.  Lets see if Karen can get a me brand new windows xp computer for $200.  She said she would try, that does not mean yes, it means maybe. I think I will be able to get it.

[Randy]

One last step is necessary after I get my computer.  My brother told me to leave it alone untill he gets there.  I could try and set it up by myself, but I might fuck it up.  I don't want any more trouble and thus its not worth the chance that I fuck the new computer.

[Jizz]

Are you a big strong boy?

[Randy]

I feal like it.  I don't understand how I could be so light and "have muscles" as Gianna puts it.  That night my brother came over to fix my computer, with his friends and girlfriends, they had a scorpion bowl.  Gianna said" You have muscles and shit and you don't eat anything."  They offered me cheese nips and pasta with creamy sauce, and pizza.  I rejected them all, because they did not sound healthy.  For the pizza I would expect whole wheat crust and the sauce and cheese would have little or no salt added.  I may expect part skim mozeralla just for apperance.  Sometimes when you cook pizza a puddle of grease floats on the top of it.  I would do the same with the pasta alfreado if that is what it was.  I would have the sodium reduced and the pasta would be whole wheat.  The cheese nips would have sodium reduced and only whole grains would be used.

[McGiver]

if i weren't to ask this questions how many times in a row do you think you would have posted in a row to promote your askaway thread?