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Quote from: Serpent Throne on March 07, 2012, 10:15:34 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on March 07, 2012, 10:14:09 AMQuote from: Serpent Throne on March 07, 2012, 09:57:12 AMQuote from: PPK on March 06, 2012, 11:14:26 PMQuote from: Serpent Throne on March 06, 2012, 10:56:24 PMJB Weld, shredded cheddar, and saltines. That's gonna be a tasty snack! Does the JB Weld makes your turds really hard?I dunno. I've been feeling quite constipated. Well, you know the routines to solve that, by now. It's gonna be like passing kidney stones, but through my ass. I recommend MiraLax, mixed with at least a cup of liquid, then drink plenty more liquids with it. If the constipation is very bad, it might take more than a day to work, but it's a lot better than passing kidney stones through your ass. Then eat more fiber and drink plenty of liquids.
Quote from: hykeaswell on March 07, 2012, 10:14:09 AMQuote from: Serpent Throne on March 07, 2012, 09:57:12 AMQuote from: PPK on March 06, 2012, 11:14:26 PMQuote from: Serpent Throne on March 06, 2012, 10:56:24 PMJB Weld, shredded cheddar, and saltines. That's gonna be a tasty snack! Does the JB Weld makes your turds really hard?I dunno. I've been feeling quite constipated. Well, you know the routines to solve that, by now. It's gonna be like passing kidney stones, but through my ass.
Quote from: Serpent Throne on March 07, 2012, 09:57:12 AMQuote from: PPK on March 06, 2012, 11:14:26 PMQuote from: Serpent Throne on March 06, 2012, 10:56:24 PMJB Weld, shredded cheddar, and saltines. That's gonna be a tasty snack! Does the JB Weld makes your turds really hard?I dunno. I've been feeling quite constipated. Well, you know the routines to solve that, by now.
Quote from: PPK on March 06, 2012, 11:14:26 PMQuote from: Serpent Throne on March 06, 2012, 10:56:24 PMJB Weld, shredded cheddar, and saltines. That's gonna be a tasty snack! Does the JB Weld makes your turds really hard?I dunno. I've been feeling quite constipated.
Quote from: Serpent Throne on March 06, 2012, 10:56:24 PMJB Weld, shredded cheddar, and saltines. That's gonna be a tasty snack! Does the JB Weld makes your turds really hard?
JB Weld, shredded cheddar, and saltines. That's gonna be a tasty snack!
Quote from: Callaway on March 07, 2012, 02:35:58 PMQuote from: Serpent Throne on March 07, 2012, 10:15:34 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on March 07, 2012, 10:14:09 AMQuote from: Serpent Throne on March 07, 2012, 09:57:12 AMQuote from: PPK on March 06, 2012, 11:14:26 PMQuote from: Serpent Throne on March 06, 2012, 10:56:24 PMJB Weld, shredded cheddar, and saltines. That's gonna be a tasty snack! Does the JB Weld makes your turds really hard?I dunno. I've been feeling quite constipated. Well, you know the routines to solve that, by now. It's gonna be like passing kidney stones, but through my ass. I recommend MiraLax, mixed with at least a cup of liquid, then drink plenty more liquids with it. If the constipation is very bad, it might take more than a day to work, but it's a lot better than passing kidney stones through your ass. Then eat more fiber and drink plenty of liquids....Did you really believe that I ate JB Weld?!? :lolwat:
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