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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #4215 on: March 07, 2012, 04:36:45 PM »
Peanut Butter M&Ms

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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #4216 on: March 07, 2012, 05:12:52 PM »
A new postal scale. :zoinks:

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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #4217 on: March 07, 2012, 06:03:23 PM »
JB Weld, shredded cheddar, and saltines. That's gonna be a tasty snack! :autism:
Does the JB Weld makes your turds really hard?

I dunno. I've been feeling quite constipated. :orly:

Well, you know the routines to solve that, by now.  :orly:

It's gonna be like passing kidney stones, but through my ass. :zoinks:

I recommend MiraLax, mixed with at least a cup of liquid, then drink plenty more liquids with it.  If the constipation is very bad, it might take more than a day to work, but it's a lot better than passing kidney stones through your ass.

Then eat more fiber and drink plenty of liquids.

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Did you really believe that I ate JB Weld?!?

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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #4218 on: March 07, 2012, 06:12:58 PM »
JB Weld, shredded cheddar, and saltines. That's gonna be a tasty snack! :autism:
Does the JB Weld makes your turds really hard?

I dunno. I've been feeling quite constipated. :orly:

Well, you know the routines to solve that, by now.  :orly:

It's gonna be like passing kidney stones, but through my ass. :zoinks:

I recommend MiraLax, mixed with at least a cup of liquid, then drink plenty more liquids with it.  If the constipation is very bad, it might take more than a day to work, but it's a lot better than passing kidney stones through your ass.

Then eat more fiber and drink plenty of liquids.

...

Did you really believe that I ate JB Weld?!?

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Of course not, but I did believe that you were constipated from the cheese and saltine crackers.

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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #4219 on: March 26, 2012, 05:09:48 PM »
I have been on a roll
A roofing nail gun
A level transit
A router for wood working
A bee smoker
A Snap-On torque wrench
Some old advertising tins
All this was for resale
A new borescope
A bag of 2.5 inch wood plugs
This stuff was for work
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #4220 on: March 26, 2012, 05:16:38 PM »
New summer shorts for the kid, he's grown out of everything. :zombiefuck:

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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #4221 on: March 26, 2012, 05:17:06 PM »

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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #4222 on: March 27, 2012, 10:12:16 AM »
nothing. but tomorrow i'll be buying all kinds of shit
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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #4223 on: March 27, 2012, 03:13:55 PM »
A Mega Millions lottery ticket the jackpot is $363 MILLION :o
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #4224 on: March 27, 2012, 03:41:19 PM »
A Mega Millions lottery ticket the jackpot is $363 MILLION :o

*flies out door to store across street*

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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #4225 on: March 27, 2012, 03:42:42 PM »
A Mega Millions lottery ticket the jackpot is $363 MILLION :o

*flies out door to store across street*

I guess it's time for me to go pay the idiots' tax as well. :orly:

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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #4226 on: March 27, 2012, 03:53:16 PM »
A Mega Millions lottery ticket the jackpot is $363 MILLION :o
Yes.

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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #4227 on: March 27, 2012, 03:54:40 PM »
Got em!!  :autism:

Please let me prove that money won't spoil me.

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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #4228 on: March 27, 2012, 05:03:12 PM »
dinner  ( not a big spender, these days)

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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #4229 on: March 27, 2012, 06:07:38 PM »
Got em!!  :autism:

Please let me prove that money won't spoil me.
Fuckin A!  :viking: