Why don't vampires usually get women pregnant?They can't come inside without permission.
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white zombies best cd is astro creep 2000i havent bought anything, but tomorrow im going to the dollar store to buy scented candles
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
15 leucistic axolotl eggs, 10 swan mussels, 10 great pond snails and 50 red ramshorn snails.
Quote from: Peter on October 05, 2010, 05:41:27 PM15 leucistic axolotl eggs, 10 swan mussels, 10 great pond snails and 50 red ramshorn snails.Your new pets?
Quote from: couldbecousin on October 05, 2010, 05:42:40 PMQuote from: Peter on October 05, 2010, 05:41:27 PM15 leucistic axolotl eggs, 10 swan mussels, 10 great pond snails and 50 red ramshorn snails.Your new pets? Dual-purpose pets and breeding stock. I was looking around Ebay for things that would tolerate the Scottish climate when I stumbled upon the axolotl eggs, and I looked up their temperature requirements, expecting them to be in the tropical range, but I was surprised to discover that their native habitat has almost exactly the same temperature range as the pond in my garden.
A Copier/Scanner/Printer/Fax machine.
Quote from: PPK on October 09, 2010, 08:31:14 PMA Copier/Scanner/Printer/Fax machine.It's amazing what they can put into one machine. Ours doesn't have a scanner, but has a phone. Wait, if it has a fax I guess it has to have a phone . that's why I'm a Victorian Queen, not too sharp with modern technology.