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Offline odeon

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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #1020 on: June 11, 2008, 03:27:55 PM »
You should read his stuff. You'd die laughing.
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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #1021 on: June 11, 2008, 03:32:04 PM »
Quote from: odeon on June 11, 2008, 03:27:55 PM
You should read his stuff. You'd die laughing.

get thee to a scanner, NOW!

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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #1022 on: June 11, 2008, 03:35:59 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on June 11, 2008, 03:32:04 PM
Quote from: odeon on June 11, 2008, 03:27:55 PM
You should read his stuff. You'd die laughing.

get thee to a scanner, NOW!

:laugh:

And copy classified documents? The scanner would crash. :P
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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #1023 on: June 11, 2008, 03:48:20 PM »
tut.  and i thought you'd do anything for me.  /sulk.

how about if i offer to flash you my tits?  or, failing that, some dotty bread and pulla?  oh, and something with raspberries.   :-*
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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #1024 on: June 11, 2008, 03:51:53 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on June 11, 2008, 03:48:20 PM
tut.  and i thought you'd do anything for me.  /sulk.

how about if i offer to flash you my tits?  or, failing that, some dotty bread and pulla?  oh, and something with raspberries.   :-*

:laugh:

OK, if you insist.
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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #1025 on: June 11, 2008, 07:36:22 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on June 11, 2008, 03:48:20 PM
tut.  and i thought you'd do anything for me.  /sulk.

how about if i offer to flash you my tits?  or, failing that, some dotty bread and pulla?  oh, and something with raspberries.   :-*

Do all of that and you'll have a male harem for life, with Odeon as dominant male!   :eyebrows:
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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #1026 on: June 11, 2008, 09:49:54 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on June 11, 2008, 03:48:20 PM
tut.  and i thought you'd do anything for me.  /sulk.

how about if i offer to flash you my tits?  or, failing that, some dotty bread and pulla?  oh, and something with raspberries.   :-*

What was the name of that book again? ;)
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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #1027 on: June 13, 2008, 04:34:58 AM »
Quote from: odeon on June 11, 2008, 03:04:11 PM
Through the Eyes of Aliens (another AS book)
I read that book when I first got diagnosed and it answered quite a few questions for me.
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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #1028 on: June 13, 2008, 08:16:15 AM »
Nothing but food and hygiene poducts because I'm broke.
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George:I'd say I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not. I excel at not giving a shit. Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation beget disappointment, so the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A equals B equals C Equals A, or whatever. I also don't have a lot of interest in being a good person or a bad person. From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws, and good people are punished by Murphy's Law

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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #1029 on: June 13, 2008, 08:31:50 AM »
A cheap little work radio at a tag sale
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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #1030 on: June 13, 2008, 03:26:55 PM »
Quote from: renaeden on June 13, 2008, 04:34:58 AM
Quote from: odeon on June 11, 2008, 03:04:11 PM
Through the Eyes of Aliens (another AS book)
I read that book when I first got diagnosed and it answered quite a few questions for me.

Was it any good?
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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #1031 on: June 14, 2008, 02:32:43 AM »
Some parts, yes because I was having difficulty explaining things to my mum about me, so I showed her some paragraphs that were applicable. She was upset about some of it because she didn't realise that that's the way things are for me. Unfortunately, I can't remember a lot of what was written in that book now.
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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #1032 on: June 14, 2008, 06:43:05 AM »
A newspaper  :yawn:
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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #1033 on: June 14, 2008, 07:53:20 AM »
Two old funky wood planes and two draw knives
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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #1034 on: June 15, 2008, 08:01:36 AM »
This, this, a slightly more expensive and versitile version of this, and a cow keychain that lights up and moos (all in the same go).  God only knows what that women  who rang me up thought I was planning- I think the juxtaposition of the cow was prolly pretty scary to contemplate.   :lol:
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