What have you bought lately?

[Grey Area]

Spent 300-odd quid on another machine that makes farting and beeping noises a few days ago.

[odeon]

Bought train tickets to Copenhagen.

Hopefully whoever's going will be coming back?

I'm going, and yes, I'm coming back. Job interview.

[odeon]

Spent 300-odd quid on another machine that makes farting and beeping noises a few days ago.

You have several of these? Sorry, but I really need to know: what good are they?

[Genesis]

a new iPad, 3 dvds, iced coffee stash, bird seed, four cuttle bones for my birds.

[Yuri Bezmenov]

Spent 300-odd quid on another machine that makes farting and beeping noises a few days ago.

Is it the "Machine that goes BING!"??   

[Icequeen]

Skyrim for the switch.

Skyrim portable...now I can kill dragons anywhere. 

[DirtDawg]

I mentioned we had anew grown up dog.

We are still trying to get to know him. We have bought every type of doggy treat, dog food, play toy, etc etc etc.

Some work, some do not.

[Grey Area]

Is it the "Machine that goes BING!"??   

It's more of a machine that goes PING and ARRRRRRGH. I have other machines that do much better BING sounds.

Skyrim

That game is a horribly addictive time sink. I downloaded it on the 2nd of June last year, and according to Steam I've played it for 866 hours so far.

[Lestat]

Thats one of  the elder scrolls series isn't it?

I  remember the time spent playing morrowind (it was included with an old computer)  and thats just what it is. Downloaded daggerfall chronicles a while back but haven't played it yet. Still busy with fallout-tactics. Another humongous  time sink.

[DirtDawg]

That's okay. I'm satisfied with just having the opportunity to ask to see someone's meat hoard. 

You are one sick, uhm ... I do not know what you are but you are sick.

[DirtDawg]

All that green stuff DD...eww. Gross.

When I can get walking again, and check my bank balance I'll be stocking my fridge too.
 

Wait a minute! How can any of us live healthfully without using our rear molars for more than tongue toys? We have them for grinding (sometimes green) food.

If you have not tried broccoli lately, maybe you should explore a spice or two and adjust your preparation methods. It is fabulous when freshly and properly prepared.
 

[Queen Victoria]

I bought a hedge clipper a few months ago.  I'm using it to cut the worst of the lawn.  I bagged a large trash bag just with dandelions and clover.  Now my arms and hands are twitching.

And yes, I know it's not too bright to not use a lawn mower, but this is cheaper and strangely gives me some satisfaction.  If any of you have a cutting feeling around your neck then you're paranoid.  I woudn't kill any of you.  Welllllllllll maybeeeeeeeeeeeee.

[Yuri Bezmenov]

Is it the "Machine that goes BING!"??   

It's more of a machine that goes PING and ARRRRRRGH. I have other machines that do much better BING sounds.

FFS, you're British, you should know this one.

[renaeden]

I bought a hedge clipper a few months ago.  I'm using it to cut the worst of the lawn.  I bagged a large trash bag just with dandelions and clover.  Now my arms and hands are twitching.

And yes, I know it's not too bright to not use a lawn mower, but this is cheaper and strangely gives me some satisfaction.  If any of you have a cutting feeling around your neck then you're paranoid.  I woudn't kill any of you.  Welllllllllll maybeeeeeeeeeeeee.

I think you're going to be sore in the next few days.

[Gopher Gary]

That's okay. I'm satisfied with just having the opportunity to ask to see someone's meat hoard. 

You are one sick, uhm ... I do not know what you are but you are sick.

Says the guy with the meat hoard.