Bought myself a bottle of some premixed lime and soda cocktail, I thought was a mojito; one of those cocktails that despite my not being a vastly prolific consumer of
CH3-CH2,OH, only it was not, it was another cocktail based on some spirit I never heard of in my life before. Looked identical, that pastel shade of translucent lime green, and said flavored with lime juice and soda, to how a mojito should look. just cheapo but still alright stuff from aldi, looked identical, so I got a bit of an unwanted surprise there, nevertheless it was drinkable enough, to slug the entire bottle down with my breakfast (all deities that may or may not exist, please at least consider damning whoever made the policy of not serving cheeseburgers until something like 11-12 in the afternoon to drink from a lake of festering, stinking diseased knob-sore of a thousand generations of their own fanilies worst examples of a syphilitic, gin-addicted gutter whore (think somewhat previctorian, maybe tudor era to early victorian) for the image I had in mind for the gutter whore, riddled with the pox, selling their pestilent, louse-riddled cunt flaps for a bottle of ye olde mother's ruin)-originated, centuries old pus, riddled with corruption, and the rot, decay and putrefaction that is the result of centuries of careful tending in Hades, whilst their pre-12am bacon-double-cheeseburger-nazi body should IMO be condemned to be bathed for all eternity in the foulest stenches Perdition has to offer, and not to mention infested by so many maggots and carrion-eating flies and insects that the tossrag guilty of more or less telling me to go away and not waste his time in question has next to bugger all hope of being able to tell his arse end from a heaving mass of blowfly maggots feasting on his corpse in hell.
And preferably covered in 1,2-ethanedithiol-going up to selenophenol, baths for such originators of illogical, needless and totally pointless rules/policies that force others into being inconvenienced. As a general principle, regardless of who/what and where.
And right along the scale of 'this bloody policy is both utterly pointless, and as stated, turning otherwise potentially good...err...potentially useful humanoid NT beings into drones, and on the far end of that nasty little peeve of a scale, the ones responsible, can go get sprayed with telluroacetone ( grub fascists to homicidally hungry, I could cheerfully douse the prick responsible from the lower, naturally occuring rectum, to the one that spews such a gout of feculent verbal liquid excreta saturated waste of perfectly good O2 in the result of cracking open telluro-acetone trimer to the monomer, assuming the Te compound is actually stable. , and forcing choice between things like egg mcmuffins and other awful sins against gastrointestinal systems the world over that are attached to cheapskates in a rush to get some FUCKING FOOD DAMMIT! THere is NOTHING I can eat short of fries and milkshakes etc. on that breakfast menu those nosh-hollowcaust-enfocing national socialists force on people in the morning.
In the short time before I KNEW I would lose all appetite for the day, snarky, utterly w/o use, or fired it (some populations of lestat's un-holy demented cultist flock think it would be a righteous act to disembowel the guilty, politically correct pestilent incarnations with a feces-covered rusty teaspoon; and-or A couple of WP and beehive flechette rounds repeatedly, over an over in the fires of perdition
Main things I bought were some music CDs, a new stereo to play them on, 3x5pill packs of pyrazolam, and one of etizolam. Along with a couple of g of ching for some pre-RX'day vein candy, and a bit over a quarter oz of some nutritious and delicious 'rather special' green plant buds. And lol...quarter oz? each eighth turned out to weigh almost a Q in and of itself on my digiscales.
Also bought a few bottles of codeine based cough mixture, and some DHC tabs (useful only after a cold water extraction, in which dissolves the extremely soluble opiates that ilk, whilst paracetamol which is the usual adulterant simply precipitates out if one simply immerses the tabs. Ground up or otherwise, but it isn't needed, they fall apart, and all is the needed to stir it up good, let all the APAP float around, then back in the fridge to settle down on the bottom of an insoluble precipitate of APAP.
