A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
I bought a spinning wheel, and I bought wool. I hope both packages will arrive tomorrow, or even today.
Quote from: sg1008 on December 08, 2014, 12:31:27 AMCan't you guys even just imagine it?Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?It's there. It always was.
Can't you guys even just imagine it?Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?
Quote from: hykeaswell on May 13, 2014, 01:26:31 AMI bought a spinning wheel, and I bought wool. I hope both packages will arrive tomorrow, or even today. Whatever you do, do not prick the needle.
Quote from: sg1008 on May 13, 2014, 01:24:32 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on May 13, 2014, 01:26:31 AMI bought a spinning wheel, and I bought wool. I hope both packages will arrive tomorrow, or even today. Whatever you do, do not prick the needle.It would fix my sleeping problems.
Quote from: hykeaswell on May 13, 2014, 03:27:30 PMQuote from: sg1008 on May 13, 2014, 01:24:32 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on May 13, 2014, 01:26:31 AMI bought a spinning wheel, and I bought wool. I hope both packages will arrive tomorrow, or even today. Whatever you do, do not prick the needle.It would fix my sleeping problems. All you would need is a handsome prince to give you a kiss every morning.
Quote from: sg1008 on May 13, 2014, 09:29:04 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on May 13, 2014, 03:27:30 PMQuote from: sg1008 on May 13, 2014, 01:24:32 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on May 13, 2014, 01:26:31 AMI bought a spinning wheel, and I bought wool. I hope both packages will arrive tomorrow, or even today. Whatever you do, do not prick the needle.It would fix my sleeping problems. All you would need is a handsome prince to give you a kiss every morning. Is that an offer?
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.