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Offline ALLDAYGLOWRANDY

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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #705 on: February 28, 2008, 04:24:26 PM »
Mom bought me "American Curves magazine" and "Playboy".  American curves doesn't have nudes, but they let it hang out, and I learned stuff about getting more sex.  Its pretty logical though.
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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #706 on: February 28, 2008, 04:25:03 PM »
your... mother bought you those?

my brain hurts.
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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #707 on: February 28, 2008, 04:31:57 PM »
I consider myself lucky, she wants me to have the real thing, with someone else, and preferably a woman.  This woman, Lura, seems to be intrested in me, I mentioned I could do 11 hours of aerobics, and she says she can to.  She grew uglier, but she is  real nice to me.
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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #708 on: February 28, 2008, 04:37:30 PM »
preferably a woman?  but a gerbil would do, right?
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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #709 on: February 28, 2008, 05:00:21 PM »
So far, the services of said gerbil have been ineffable.
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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #710 on: February 28, 2008, 05:01:09 PM »
Quote from: odeon on February 28, 2008, 05:00:21 PM
So far, the services of said gerbil have been impenetrable.

fixed.

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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #711 on: February 28, 2008, 05:04:57 PM »
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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #712 on: February 28, 2008, 05:08:18 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on February 28, 2008, 05:01:09 PM
Quote from: odeon on February 28, 2008, 05:00:21 PM
So far, the services of said gerbil have been impenetrable.

fixed.

:LMAO:

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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #713 on: February 28, 2008, 06:37:38 PM »
i bought a micowaved tv dinner down at the local buttfuck country store they have out here :P
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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #714 on: February 29, 2008, 07:30:50 PM »
$86 in gas :(
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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #715 on: February 29, 2008, 09:02:24 PM »
Quote from: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on February 28, 2008, 04:24:26 PM
Mom bought me "American Curves magazine" and "Playboy".  American curves doesn't have nudes, but they let it hang out, and I learned stuff about getting more sex.  Its pretty logical though.

American Curves magazine??  What is that?  A bunch of fat chicks?
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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #716 on: February 29, 2008, 09:23:10 PM »
Quote from: Tesla on February 29, 2008, 09:02:24 PM
Quote from: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on February 28, 2008, 04:24:26 PM
Mom bought me "American Curves magazine" and "Playboy".  American curves doesn't have nudes, but they let it hang out, and I learned stuff about getting more sex.  Its pretty logical though.

American Curves magazine??  What is that?  A bunch of fat chicks?

The family thats deluded together..........stays together.
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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #717 on: March 01, 2008, 09:26:33 AM »
Hey, hey, hey... those two are the only deluded ones! And you're right, they stick together like glue
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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #718 on: March 01, 2008, 03:37:19 PM »
Quote from: Tesla on February 29, 2008, 09:02:24 PM
Quote from: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on February 28, 2008, 04:24:26 PM
Mom bought me "American Curves magazine" and "Playboy".  American curves doesn't have nudes, but they let it hang out, and I learned stuff about getting more sex.  Its pretty logical though.

American Curves magazine??  What is that?  A bunch of fat chicks?
I had not heard of it so I just googled.
Doesn't seem like fat people from the cover. Looks like a fitness magazine.

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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #719 on: March 01, 2008, 06:31:52 PM »
Quote from: parts on February 29, 2008, 07:30:50 PM
$86 in gas :(
yikes, makes me happy i dont drive or own a car :laugh:
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