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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #3315 on: May 08, 2011, 01:18:02 AM »

I would have something that isn't a total gas guzzler (unless it has a powerful V-8, then it would be justified), actually has any fucking room at all in the interior, and isn't fucking made in China, let alone made by Generic Motors after the 90's. :wanker:

That compact SUV is so... "fuckwitted NT soccer mom"... No style, no gas mileage, no power...

It was a rhetorical question.  We all know you will never have children. 

Use the internet, it is a great resource.  The Equinox is not a compact SUV.

What are you driving again?

I thought you left.

Shithead, if you were as poor as me, I'm pretty sure you wouldn't be driving that "wonderful" Generic Motors Equinox, now wouldn't you? :wanker:

Despite the double(?) negative used in the above sentence, I have interpreted what you said to be "If I was as poor as you I wouldn't be able to drive any car at all".  Is that close?

I'll assume it is and simply state that if I was as poor as you (lacking in money as well as intelligence, skill, common sense, impulse control, decency, morality, self-worth, courage, loyalty, ability, potential and drive) then I would put a bullet in my mouth and be done with it.
:lol: That is just plain funny.  :plus:

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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #3316 on: May 08, 2011, 02:13:44 AM »

I would have something that isn't a total gas guzzler (unless it has a powerful V-8, then it would be justified), actually has any fucking room at all in the interior, and isn't fucking made in China, let alone made by Generic Motors after the 90's. :wanker:

That compact SUV is so... "fuckwitted NT soccer mom"... No style, no gas mileage, no power...

It was a rhetorical question.  We all know you will never have children. 

Use the internet, it is a great resource.  The Equinox is not a compact SUV.

What are you driving again?

I thought you left.

I hate to say it, but the Chevy Equinox was marketed by GM as a "compact SUV" although you're right that it's really more a midsize with its length of 188.8 inches.

Compact SUV is a class of small sport utility vehicles with a length roughly between 4.25 to 4.60 metres (167 to 181 in).

I hope that it meets your growing family's needs well.

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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #3317 on: May 08, 2011, 02:29:37 AM »
Volvo XC90 is a "real" SUV  :viking:


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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #3318 on: May 08, 2011, 04:16:30 AM »
It's a good car but feels a bit plastic inside, IMO. The D5 is rather noisy inside, too.
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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #3319 on: May 08, 2011, 10:35:50 AM »
Volvo XC90 is a "real" SUV  :viking:



It may be real safe, but it's not a real SUV.

This, is a real SUV:



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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #3320 on: May 08, 2011, 10:38:28 AM »
Socket holders and a :coke:
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #3321 on: May 08, 2011, 10:45:44 AM »
A SUV isn't defined by how shitty it is.  ::)

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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #3322 on: May 08, 2011, 01:26:49 PM »
Carburetor cleaner
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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #3323 on: May 08, 2011, 01:37:51 PM »
A SUV isn't defined by how shitty it is.  ::)

Just because it's Swede doesn't make it brave, moron. ::)

That Volvo is going to get stuck in places that the Suburban can breeze through.

It's like no one on here knows what a ballsy car is anymore.

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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #3324 on: May 08, 2011, 01:49:29 PM »
:zoinks:

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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #3325 on: May 08, 2011, 01:50:23 PM »
A SUV isn't defined by how shitty it is.  ::)

Just because it's Swede doesn't make it brave, moron. ::)

That Volvo is going to get stuck in places that the Suburban can breeze through.

It's like no one on here knows what a ballsy car is anymore.

Do you?

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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #3326 on: May 08, 2011, 01:54:10 PM »
A SUV isn't defined by how shitty it is.  ::)

Just because it's Swede doesn't make it brave, moron. ::)

That Volvo is going to get stuck in places that the Suburban can breeze through.

It's like no one on here knows what a ballsy car is anymore.

What car do you drive? It seems I forgot.
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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #3327 on: May 08, 2011, 01:55:47 PM »
A SUV isn't defined by how shitty it is.  ::)

Just because it's Swede doesn't make it brave, moron. ::)

That Volvo is going to get stuck in places that the Suburban can breeze through.

It's like no one on here knows what a ballsy car is anymore.

Do you?

What kind of a trick question is that? Of course I do, and you shouldn't even be talking, because you come from a country where this is the epitome of automobile luxury: :orly:


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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #3328 on: May 08, 2011, 07:38:43 PM »
A SUV isn't defined by how shitty it is.  ::)

Just because it's Swede doesn't make it brave, moron. ::)

That Volvo is going to get stuck in places that the Suburban can breeze through.

It's like no one on here knows what a ballsy car is anymore.

Ballsy means it is a gas-guzzler, and then you cry about how we are ruining the planet.

I thought you left

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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #3329 on: May 08, 2011, 07:43:29 PM »
Volvo XC90 is a "real" SUV  :viking:



That's what I drive  :green:

Bah. odeon! It doesn't feel plastic inside.  :stick: :laugh:

And Penty - seriously. You have zero experience with that SUV. My truck has gotten me out of more snowy messes than I can count. When everyone else was snowed in on unplowed roads, I didn't have an issue booting around.