Why did the redneck cross the road?He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken
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Quote from: The Mizark on May 07, 2011, 09:31:30 PMQuote from: Hubert Cumberdale on May 07, 2011, 09:27:46 PMQuote from: The Mizark on May 07, 2011, 09:25:26 PMI would have something that isn't a total gas guzzler (unless it has a powerful V-8, then it would be justified), actually has any fucking room at all in the interior, and isn't fucking made in China, let alone made by Generic Motors after the 90's. That compact SUV is so... "fuckwitted NT soccer mom"... No style, no gas mileage, no power...It was a rhetorical question. We all know you will never have children. Use the internet, it is a great resource. The Equinox is not a compact SUV.What are you driving again?I thought you left.Shithead, if you were as poor as me, I'm pretty sure you wouldn't be driving that "wonderful" Generic Motors Equinox, now wouldn't you? Despite the double(?) negative used in the above sentence, I have interpreted what you said to be "If I was as poor as you I wouldn't be able to drive any car at all". Is that close?I'll assume it is and simply state that if I was as poor as you (lacking in money as well as intelligence, skill, common sense, impulse control, decency, morality, self-worth, courage, loyalty, ability, potential and drive) then I would put a bullet in my mouth and be done with it.
Quote from: Hubert Cumberdale on May 07, 2011, 09:27:46 PMQuote from: The Mizark on May 07, 2011, 09:25:26 PMI would have something that isn't a total gas guzzler (unless it has a powerful V-8, then it would be justified), actually has any fucking room at all in the interior, and isn't fucking made in China, let alone made by Generic Motors after the 90's. That compact SUV is so... "fuckwitted NT soccer mom"... No style, no gas mileage, no power...It was a rhetorical question. We all know you will never have children. Use the internet, it is a great resource. The Equinox is not a compact SUV.What are you driving again?I thought you left.Shithead, if you were as poor as me, I'm pretty sure you wouldn't be driving that "wonderful" Generic Motors Equinox, now wouldn't you?
Quote from: The Mizark on May 07, 2011, 09:25:26 PMI would have something that isn't a total gas guzzler (unless it has a powerful V-8, then it would be justified), actually has any fucking room at all in the interior, and isn't fucking made in China, let alone made by Generic Motors after the 90's. That compact SUV is so... "fuckwitted NT soccer mom"... No style, no gas mileage, no power...It was a rhetorical question. We all know you will never have children. Use the internet, it is a great resource. The Equinox is not a compact SUV.What are you driving again?I thought you left.
I would have something that isn't a total gas guzzler (unless it has a powerful V-8, then it would be justified), actually has any fucking room at all in the interior, and isn't fucking made in China, let alone made by Generic Motors after the 90's. That compact SUV is so... "fuckwitted NT soccer mom"... No style, no gas mileage, no power...
Compact SUV is a class of small sport utility vehicles with a length roughly between 4.25 to 4.60 metres (167 to 181 in).
Volvo XC90 is a "real" SUV
A SUV isn't defined by how shitty it is.
Quote from: TheoK on May 08, 2011, 10:45:44 AMA SUV isn't defined by how shitty it is. Just because it's Swede doesn't make it brave, moron. That Volvo is going to get stuck in places that the Suburban can breeze through.It's like no one on here knows what a ballsy car is anymore.
Quote from: The Mizark on May 08, 2011, 01:37:51 PMQuote from: TheoK on May 08, 2011, 10:45:44 AMA SUV isn't defined by how shitty it is. Just because it's Swede doesn't make it brave, moron. That Volvo is going to get stuck in places that the Suburban can breeze through.It's like no one on here knows what a ballsy car is anymore.Do you?
