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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #3015 on: March 05, 2011, 05:21:22 PM »
Ink cartridges for my printer.
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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #3016 on: March 05, 2011, 06:52:45 PM »
The Princess Royal wanted a tuna salad sandwich for lunch, but I had no hard-boiled eggs.  Light bulb goes off in head and I run over to the neighborhood diner where they have hard-boiled eggs for the chef salad.  I said I wanted to buy a hard-boiled egg and they gave it to me for free. 

I love it that you put egg in your tuna salad! I use tartar sauce instead of mayo, to provide an extra kick of flavor!  :drool:

Tuna, egg, mayonnaise, garlic powder, salt and parsley for her.  We do ours with the addition of onions.
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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #3017 on: March 05, 2011, 09:46:23 PM »
2 bottles of :scotch: :scotch:

LAPHROAIG!!!

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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #3018 on: March 07, 2011, 08:16:40 AM »
just a plug!
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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #3019 on: March 07, 2011, 10:55:28 AM »
just a plug!

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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #3020 on: March 07, 2011, 06:46:08 PM »
Was it a butt plug? :zoinks:

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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #3021 on: March 07, 2011, 06:48:03 PM »
3 books (possibly for resale), a doll and book for the Princess Royal, a pair of at home pants, a purse sized organizer and 3 wall baskets.
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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #3022 on: March 07, 2011, 07:49:29 PM »
A 1TB external harddisk.

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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #3023 on: March 07, 2011, 11:33:33 PM »
3 books (possibly for resale), a doll and book for the Princess Royal, a pair of at home pants, a purse sized organizer and 3 wall baskets.

So far, no online buyers are interested.
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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #3024 on: March 07, 2011, 11:43:03 PM »
just a plug!

You won't burn out the plugs on your vibrator if you don't keep it set on "puree".

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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #3025 on: March 08, 2011, 04:17:28 AM »
i didn't buy a butt plug,  or a plug to go in a wall socket

it was just a boring old plug to keep the water in the sink!

dirty minded lot
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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #3026 on: March 08, 2011, 04:30:34 AM »
i didn't buy a butt plug,  or a plug to go in a wall socket

it was just a boring old plug to keep the water in the sink!

dirty minded lot

Admit it, you loved telling that you had bought a plug.



I bought a strippenkaart (bus-ticket-thingy) and half a loaf of bread today.
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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #3027 on: March 08, 2011, 04:31:51 AM »
I bought a butt plug last month. A set of them, actually. "The anal trainer"


I dunno if they feel good or not, I dont shove stuff in my ass. that's sick !

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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #3028 on: March 08, 2011, 05:44:08 AM »
2 rocks

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Re: What have you bought lately?
« Reply #3029 on: March 08, 2011, 01:06:30 PM »
Front floor mats for the Jag.
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