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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #315 on: May 31, 2006, 03:06:12 PM »
Here's the large version.

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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #316 on: May 31, 2006, 03:07:36 PM »
don't get depressed peter.
their all a bunch of liars, or dillusional.
i mean c'mon, look at you.
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #317 on: May 31, 2006, 03:09:23 PM »
Would you rather have a picture of you masturbating posted on the internet looking your best, or looking so ugly (bad hair day, weight gain, horrible lighting, etc.) that you weren't initially recognizable- but could still be recognized after a couple of minutes?
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #318 on: May 31, 2006, 03:09:43 PM »
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #319 on: May 31, 2006, 03:10:32 PM »
Quote from: baby on May 31, 2006, 03:04:04 PM
i don't want you, pretty boys aren't my type

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So you think I'm pretty, eh? :P  I can range from pretty to scary to 'attractive hobo', depending on various factors.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #320 on: May 31, 2006, 03:11:37 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on May 31, 2006, 03:07:36 PM
don't get depressed peter.
their all a bunch of liars, or dillusional.
i mean c'mon, look at you.

Yeah, I look like a cunt these days.   :(
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #321 on: May 31, 2006, 03:11:55 PM »
Does your hair turn yellow when you undergo the Super Saiyan Autistic Spaz transformation?
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #322 on: May 31, 2006, 03:13:20 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on May 31, 2006, 03:09:23 PM
Would you rather have a picture of you masturbating posted on the internet looking your best, or looking so ugly (bad hair day, weight gain, horrible lighting, etc.) that you weren't initially recognizable- but could still be recognized after a couple of minutes?

I'd go with looking at my best.  I don't like looking like shit in public.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #323 on: May 31, 2006, 03:13:57 PM »
Quote from: peegai on May 31, 2006, 03:11:55 PM
Does your hair turn yellow when you undergo the Super Saiyan Autistic Spaz transformation?

No, though my beard does grow blonde at the chin.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #324 on: May 31, 2006, 06:01:12 PM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on May 31, 2006, 03:06:12 PM
Here's the large version.



what the flibble? ??? it looks more like a giant penguin! :o
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #325 on: May 31, 2006, 06:06:45 PM »
i was going to suggest an uncolored peacock.

still looks tasty to me.
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #326 on: May 31, 2006, 06:36:12 PM »
Reminds me of the ships from War of the Worlds.

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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #327 on: May 31, 2006, 06:38:09 PM »
OMFG!
the designers of that movie were such pervs.
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #328 on: June 01, 2006, 07:25:18 AM »
If a woman asked you to eat shit for sex would you?  (This assumes she is truthful all the time.)
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Biggest bullshitter on the web, the person who is says that is a jealous wanker who needs some personal devolpement.

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #329 on: June 01, 2006, 07:31:39 AM »
Quote from: fluorescent on June 01, 2006, 07:25:18 AM
If a woman asked you to eat shit for sex would you?  (This assumes she is truthful all the time.)

No, I wouldn't.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
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