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Offline vodz

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Re: let me Dx you
« Reply #75 on: July 05, 2007, 11:07:51 AM »
Can you prescribe me some acid? It makes the Mundane Insane(ly fun).
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Re: let me Dx you
« Reply #76 on: July 05, 2007, 11:33:13 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on July 05, 2007, 11:05:35 AM
Quote from: PMS Elle on July 05, 2007, 08:30:42 AM
I can't wait to hear what you diagnose me with.
you struggle with the gammit of Dx's..  i prescribe more puns.
Funny; other members keep proscribing puns.
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it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: let me Dx you
« Reply #77 on: July 05, 2007, 11:36:17 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on July 05, 2007, 11:33:13 AM
Quote from: McJagger on July 05, 2007, 11:05:35 AM
Quote from: PMS Elle on July 05, 2007, 08:30:42 AM
I can't wait to hear what you diagnose me with.
you struggle with the gammit of Dx's..  i prescribe more puns.
Funny; other members keep proscribing puns.
subscribe to a pun forum.  that may help.
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Re: let me Dx you
« Reply #78 on: July 05, 2007, 12:32:33 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on July 05, 2007, 11:36:17 AM
Quote from: PMS Elle on July 05, 2007, 11:33:13 AM
Quote from: McJagger on July 05, 2007, 11:05:35 AM
Quote from: PMS Elle on July 05, 2007, 08:30:42 AM
I can't wait to hear what you diagnose me with.
you struggle with the gammit of Dx's..  i prescribe more puns.
Funny; other members keep proscribing puns.
subscribe to a pun forum.  that may help.
I do, actually.  However, since you're prescribing for my health what others proscribe for their health, whether or not it "helps" depends on the perspective you're taking.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: let me Dx you
« Reply #79 on: July 05, 2007, 12:45:06 PM »
Quote from: Basement-dwelling Peegai on July 05, 2007, 09:37:37 AM
Quote from: PMS Elle on July 05, 2007, 08:52:46 AM
Quote from: Basement-dwelling Peegai on July 05, 2007, 08:45:18 AM
Quote from: PMS Elle on July 05, 2007, 08:38:40 AM
Quote from: Basement-dwelling Peegai on July 05, 2007, 08:31:24 AM
Quote from: PMS Elle on July 05, 2007, 08:30:42 AM
I can't wait to hear what you diagnose me with.

Let meeeeeeeee diagnose you! Ba ba baauunnng!

I'd say "I'd love that," but I don't want to make a promise you can't keep.

Never make promises you can't keep, or I shall smite thee with my black magic.

Vivi only taught me the basics, but it's more than enough to make your life hell.

(Making idle threats to someone across the globe is part of the incantation, folks. Don't question me.)

Either you did an ASthing, or I am.  My comment was my way of saying "Diagnose me, but make it entertaining."  Luckily, since you like to harp on my jokes that bomb, your diagnosis will now be all the more entertaining.



Figuratively speaking, of course.
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Re: let me Dx you
« Reply #80 on: July 05, 2007, 12:47:18 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on July 03, 2007, 06:41:56 PM
any volunteers?  this could be fun.

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What a but fuck You are.
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Re: let me Dx you
« Reply #81 on: July 05, 2007, 12:57:22 PM »
Quote from: Grand Duke Kevv on July 05, 2007, 12:47:18 PM
Quote from: McJagger on July 03, 2007, 06:41:56 PM
any volunteers?  this could be fun.

Dr. McJagger DDS.
What a but fuck You are.
hey, don't take it out on my because your main event thread isn't going your way.  i have remained neutral, throughout.
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Re: let me Dx you
« Reply #82 on: July 05, 2007, 05:40:31 PM »
take your best shot mcj :green:
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Re: let me Dx you
« Reply #83 on: July 05, 2007, 05:58:57 PM »
And dx me while you're at it. ;D
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Re: let me Dx you
« Reply #84 on: July 05, 2007, 06:37:42 PM »
Quote from: jman on July 05, 2007, 05:40:31 PM
take your best shot mcj :green:
you have constanterectionitis.  with a minor condition of sychphancy.

treatment:  play it cool.  play harder to get.  and jerk off even more.
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Re: let me Dx you
« Reply #85 on: July 05, 2007, 06:39:13 PM »
Quote from: odeon on July 05, 2007, 05:58:57 PM
And dx me while you're at it. ;D
you grind your teeth when you sleep.
you can wear one of those mouth pieces when you sleep, but i am afraid that you will choke on it.

sorry, no treatment.  but, in the bright side: at least you are male.
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Re: let me Dx you
« Reply #86 on: July 05, 2007, 09:44:49 PM »
Dx me?
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Re: let me Dx you
« Reply #87 on: July 06, 2007, 02:51:09 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on July 05, 2007, 06:39:13 PM
Quote from: odeon on July 05, 2007, 05:58:57 PM
And dx me while you're at it. ;D
you grind your teeth when you sleep.
you can wear one of those mouth pieces when you sleep, but i am afraid that you will choke on it.

sorry, no treatment.  but, in the bright side: at least you are male.

no he doesn't.

oh.  er...

 :-[
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Re: let me Dx you
« Reply #88 on: July 06, 2007, 04:45:45 AM »
Quote from: Basement-dwelling Peegai on July 05, 2007, 07:37:01 AM
Quote from: Soph on July 03, 2007, 09:34:37 PM
I have Aspergers Syndrome.

No, you're just a weird lesbian.

Best to follow Faggs' prescription of iron intake in order to alleviate all of the said symptoms above.

May I also add that I am Fagg's part-time adjutant?

Pea, you suck. I just wish it were me.
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Re: let me Dx you
« Reply #89 on: July 06, 2007, 06:12:25 AM »
Quote from: Janicka on July 05, 2007, 09:44:49 PM
Dx me?
you have a mild case of suppression.
ever since you hit your dirty thirties you have failed to embrace it:

treatment: let go.
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