Alex, you're next...

[Janicka]

Thanks for the advice but im far too macho to do woosy things like yoga/stretching/pool exercises.

One of the biggest bad asses I know owns a yoga studio.   

[Eamonn]

Thanks for the advice but im far too macho to do woosy things like yoga/stretching/pool exercises.

Wussy? Are you fucking serious? Martial artists incorporate stretching exercises to their training, you douchebag. How else do they manage to impress their captivated audiences with their scissors kicks?

A kittle stretching before i fight is allright but yoga is clearly for girls, fags and hippies. Many martial artists are also wussies.

[Janicka]

Thanks for the advice but im far too macho to do woosy things like yoga/stretching/pool exercises.

Wussy? Are you fucking serious? Martial artists incorporate stretching exercises to their training, you douchebag. How else do they manage to impress their captivated audiences with their scissors kicks?

A kittle stretching before i fight is allright but yoga is clearly for girls, fags and hippies. Many martial artists are also wussies.

Dude, go to an Ashtanga yoga class and tell me if you still think it's for wusses after that.   

Guys who do yoga are well built and hot.   

[Eamonn]

Thanks for the advice but im far too macho to do woosy things like yoga/stretching/pool exercises.

Wussy? Are you fucking serious? Martial artists incorporate stretching exercises to their training, you douchebag. How else do they manage to impress their captivated audiences with their scissors kicks?

A kittle stretching before i fight is allright but yoga is clearly for girls, fags and hippies. Many martial artists are also wussies.

Dude, go to an Ashtanga yoga class and tell me if you still think it's for wusses after that.   

Guys who do yoga are well built and hot.   

Hippy lezzer. Why i would go to a place for jessies when im not one is beyond me.

[Janicka]

Lezzer?!?!?  Can you fucking read?  I just said that guys who do yoga are hot.  I couldn't be arsed to look at the girls.   

[Eamonn]

Lezzer?!?!?  Can you fucking read?  I just said that guys who do yoga are hot.  I couldn't be arsed to look at the girls.   

Have a problem with other women do you? Guys that do yoga smell of vegetarian soya beans and talk nonsense. Usually love themselves as well and use female beauty products.

[Catrona]

ashtanga yoga is a great workout.............

i dunno about all that wussy crap youre fartin...............

youre clearly just reachin for something

if anything, it's great to do yoga as a guy simply for the girl to guy ratio in the classes (in general)..... just stay in the back and watch the show 

[willow]

Thanks for the advice but im far too macho to do woosy things like yoga/stretching/pool exercises.

One of the biggest bad asses I know owns a yoga studio.   

QFT.

[Eamonn]

ashtanga yoga is a great workout.............

i dunno about all that wussy crap youre fartin...............

youre clearly just reachin for something

if anything, it's great to do yoga as a guy simply for the girl to guy ratio in the classes (in general)..... just stay in the back and watch the show 

Maybe i should do aerobics or watch romantic films and grow tits for tyhe same reason. Drooooollll.....

[Eamonn]

Thanks for the advice but im far too macho to do woosy things like yoga/stretching/pool exercises.

One of the biggest bad asses I know owns a yoga studio.   

QFT.

You know one as well or are you just jumping on some feminist metrosexual bandwagon?

[Janicka]

Think of what you could do with this type of flexibility, Eommon 

[Eamonn]

Think of what you could do with this type of flexibility, Eommon 

I dont need that kind of flexibility, i dont get on all fours for no-one. Looks like a gay bending over version of wolf from the British gladiators tv series. No thanks, i'd rather remain a man.

[Janicka]

He's not on all 4's idiot - he's on his hands (I bruised my ribs falling out of that pose once, FYI).

Anyway, you're so afraid of fags - what the fuck are you repressing you queen?   

[Calandale]

Thanks for the advice but im far too macho to do woosy things like yoga/stretching/pool exercises.

May I then suggest lying on your back and
masturbating about the body that you'd like?

[McGiver]

Think of what you could do with this type of flexibility, Eommon 

it does look like he is ready to take a pocket rocket to the arse.