Now now, Gumby, don't be so rude. We can't all be big shitholes like you. Honestly, what enjoyment could I possibly get from comparing sphincter sizes, since every gay faggot is going to win. I bet you'd beat me while lying on your back, without even trying. Do you really have a diagnosis of NPD? It promises much, but you delivered so little. I bet you take a lot though, eh? 11, maybe 12 inches? Feel free to correct me. Adios.
I can take AND give, a lot more than you.
Though perhaps, if you spend some time
practicing, you'd be able to take more.
Giving - sorry, that's a matter of talent,
and what one has naturally - depending
upon the context. In either case, you
come up a bit short. Quite a bit.