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Offline Nomaken

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Re: Ask Nomaken anything
« Reply #150 on: May 31, 2006, 12:45:01 AM »

I don't know any celebrities.  Do you think Hannibal Lecter would be a good caretaker for me?
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Re: Ask Nomaken anything
« Reply #151 on: May 31, 2006, 09:25:02 AM »
do you think that McJagger has devised a clever way to post-whore, by the way that he copies and pastes the same questions to each ask anything thread?
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Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Ask Nomaken anything
« Reply #152 on: May 31, 2006, 11:36:30 AM »
hardy har har.
touche!
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Re: Ask Nomaken anything
« Reply #153 on: May 31, 2006, 12:28:27 PM »
Brilliant ^_^.
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Re: Ask Nomaken anything
« Reply #154 on: June 01, 2006, 12:30:14 AM »


Would you like to be the dolphin in this picture?
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Re: Ask Nomaken anything
« Reply #155 on: June 01, 2006, 01:47:55 AM »
Damn strait, that guy is cute.
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Re: Ask Nomaken anything
« Reply #156 on: June 01, 2006, 01:49:25 AM »
but he is like 13 years old.
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Re: Ask Nomaken anything
« Reply #157 on: June 01, 2006, 02:49:28 AM »
How am I supposed to be able to tell what age a human is.  They all look the same to us dolphins.
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Re: Ask Nomaken anything
« Reply #158 on: June 01, 2006, 03:58:14 AM »
Would you like to be this dog?  How about if it was one of your lucid dreams?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Nomaken anything
« Reply #159 on: June 01, 2006, 04:13:06 AM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on June 01, 2006, 03:58:14 AM
Would you like to be this dog?? How about if it was one of your lucid dreams?
i think i used to date that ladies daughter!
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Re: Ask Nomaken anything
« Reply #160 on: June 01, 2006, 06:39:44 PM »
What's up with the incongruous posts?
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Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Ask Nomaken anything
« Reply #161 on: June 01, 2006, 07:33:24 PM »
If I had the sex drive of that dog, and the personal preferences(and absolutely no standards) of that dog.  Then yes.  If it was one of my lucid dreams, i'd probably be trying to fly and enjoying wagging my tail.
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Re: Ask Nomaken anything
« Reply #162 on: June 02, 2006, 08:09:21 AM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on June 01, 2006, 03:58:14 AM
Would you like to be this dog?? How about if it was one of your lucid dreams?

Photobucket really doesn't like you.
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Re: Ask Nomaken anything
« Reply #163 on: June 02, 2006, 09:01:58 AM »
Quote from: SorceressPol on June 02, 2006, 08:09:21 AM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on June 01, 2006, 03:58:14 AM
Would you like to be this dog?  How about if it was one of your lucid dreams?

Photobucket really doesn't like you.

Nope, but I've changed hosts now, and the new one actually has a sane TOS.  Deleted my photobucket account.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Nomaken anything
« Reply #164 on: June 02, 2006, 01:49:08 PM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on June 01, 2006, 08:31:11 PM
Quote from: Nomaken on June 01, 2006, 07:48:28 PM
In my experience it results in a really embarassing question:  "Uhh... hun, you do know that is my ass right?"

And what would this experience of yours be, Nomaken?  :P

Quote from: Nomaken on June 02, 2006, 12:29:02 AM
One of the two times i've gotten laid.

Would you care to elaborate?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
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