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Re: Ask Nomaken anything
« Reply #195 on: June 04, 2006, 01:44:20 PM »
What's the most moving scene you've read/seen in a book/movie/game?
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Re: Ask Nomaken anything
« Reply #196 on: June 04, 2006, 05:07:08 PM »
The scene in The Iron Giant when the giant sacrifices himself to save the town.  I could go into the details why, but thinking about them would make me cry and i've got a paper to write.
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Re: Ask Nomaken anything
« Reply #197 on: June 07, 2006, 07:17:31 AM »
Nomaken, you aren't banned from WP, right?

about how often do you post there now, as opposed to 3 months ago?
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Re: Ask Nomaken anything
« Reply #198 on: June 07, 2006, 10:55:37 AM »
we just recieved the funding to produce the first annual I? Calender, and you have been selected to model for and represent one month.

Which month would you choose, and why?
and would you pose scantily clad, or bare chested?
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Re: Ask Nomaken anything
« Reply #199 on: June 07, 2006, 10:57:52 AM »
Fill in the blank:

Nomaken:  Let's have sex.
Woman:  No.
Nomaken: ...
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Nomaken anything
« Reply #200 on: June 08, 2006, 08:33:03 AM »
I probably haven't posted there in 3 months.? But no, I wasn't banned.

Not sure, I don't know the months, but it would be some time in the fall, when the leaves are all pretty and the tempreture is still warm but there are gusts of cooling wind.? And I would probably use my lurching pose(standard way of walking), and would only post scantily clad if asked(if i am going to be ruining somebodys fall, I want to be able to blame somebody other than me).

Nomaken:? Let's have sex.
Woman:? No.
Nomaken: *Slaps himself across the face*? Am I drunk?

Actually, i'd probably have to be dreaming to say that seriously.
« Last Edit: June 08, 2006, 08:34:55 AM by Nomaken »
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Re: Ask Nomaken anything
« Reply #201 on: June 08, 2006, 02:25:10 PM »
If you woke up naked in bed, with a naked Nomaken beside you, and a sore anus, what would you do?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Nomaken anything
« Reply #202 on: June 08, 2006, 02:52:36 PM »
I'd ask "Is your anus sore too or am I on the bottom in this relationship?" And if he started asking the same question we'd stop around anus and both just say "oh."

We'd flip a coin to see who gets to take the first long long shower to wash away the horror and disgust.? The one who lost would probably get sick of waiting and go jump in our pool.

Wait, i just thought of something, are we talking about Nomaken as in who I really am, Colin Mengel, or are we talking about my mental image of Nomaken?
« Last Edit: June 08, 2006, 02:56:28 PM by Nomaken »
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Re: Ask Nomaken anything
« Reply #203 on: June 08, 2006, 03:28:29 PM »
I was meaning the real you Nomaken; the Nomaken of the yummy smells.  Do you really disgust yourself that much?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Nomaken anything
« Reply #204 on: June 08, 2006, 03:36:26 PM »
Anal sex, penises, testicles, and uncute guys disgust me(I don't have a negative self-image, i just don't find myself attractive).
(cute guys interest me in principle, but if i were to cuddle with them I would need to train myself to not be disgusted with someone elses testicles and cock touching me.? I figure it could be done, but right now it does disgust me.)

I don't find myself THIS disgusting, but both of us would be fairly amused if we, upon waking up, turned away from each other and said, "Nothing personal-*Procedes to puke off the side of the bed*"
« Last Edit: June 08, 2006, 03:39:02 PM by Nomaken »
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Re: Ask Nomaken anything
« Reply #205 on: June 08, 2006, 05:46:23 PM »
If the only way for you to ever see or watch porn ever again was to act as a fluffer and watch the action live, would you give up porn or go into the industry?  ((Assume it's whatever type of porn you actually look at.  I'm assuming it's not something illegal.))
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Re: Ask Nomaken anything
« Reply #206 on: June 08, 2006, 07:53:29 PM »
You've told us about one time that you got laid.  What about the other time?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Nomaken anything
« Reply #207 on: June 08, 2006, 07:57:11 PM »
Quote from: Nomaken on June 08, 2006, 03:36:26 PM
Anal sex, penises, testicles, and uncute guys disgust me(I don't have a negative self-image, i just don't find myself attractive).
(cute guys interest me in principle, but if i were to cuddle with them I would need to train myself to not be disgusted with someone elses testicles and cock touching me.  I figure it could be done, but right now it does disgust me.)

Do you have any issues with the female body other than the anus?  How do you feel about female genetalia?  Female body hair?  Tongue kissing?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Nomaken anything
« Reply #208 on: June 09, 2006, 04:27:07 AM »
Sex stories too?  What about sex stories I write myself?  What about fantasies?

The other time was when this really really horny desperate girl asked me to fuck her and we had sex during school.

The wrinkly skin part of the labia minora disgusts me a little. (And I want to make this clear, I don't think anything IS disgusting, i just find it disgusting.)  But moreso i'm curious about it.  When and if I get a steady girlfriend, me and her are gonna sit down and i'm gonna find out exactly what sensations are accompanied by every kind of touch in every part of her body.  Because I find it hard to visualize what having a vagina feels like, and i'm curious about that.
(I figure if I ever find out a guy is my optimum realtistic mate, that if he really needed sex, I could probably get used to and maybe even like male genitals by exploring them in this same way)

I don't like pubic hair(from either sex), it is rough and gets in the way and it is usually an unpleasing color to me.  But body hair elsewhere doesn't bother me, and infact I prefer a womans arms and legs not be totally hairless.

Tongue kissing i'm happy with.  Very happy.
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Re: Ask Nomaken anything
« Reply #209 on: June 09, 2006, 07:50:04 AM »
What about the way you live your life makes you the most proud?
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