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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1950 on: January 05, 2010, 10:30:51 AM »
:congrats:
TY.  :)

Well done, Elle. :2thumbsup:

What sort of hours/week and face-to-face time with clients will you be doing, once your training is complete?
Minimum 40 hours in-office in order to get benefits, at least 23 of which must be face-to-face; additional client hours add to the base salary.  I'm assuming that I will be able to get more client hours without going over the 40 hours in-office, particularly after I've gotten used to the paperwork (which goes far faster once you've gotten the hang of it).  Probably also particularly after I've done the initial paperwork for enough clients; the initial paperwork for each client is utterly ghastly, but if you do it right you can write up session notes quite speedily, once a chart has been built.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1951 on: January 05, 2010, 10:31:54 AM »
how much would you charge to fix my ocd, sad, depression and aspergers?

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1952 on: January 05, 2010, 10:35:44 AM »
how much would you charge to fix my ocd, sad, depression and aspergers?
Depends on your insurance.   :laugh:
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1953 on: January 06, 2010, 01:40:18 PM »
P.S., this is not in response to the question, but I got the job.  My training starts next week.   :thumbup:

That's great news! Congrats! :woohoo:
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1954 on: January 07, 2010, 12:14:18 PM »
P.S., this is not in response to the question, but I got the job.  My training starts next week.   :thumbup:

That's great news! Congrats! :woohoo:
TY.  :D
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1955 on: January 09, 2010, 06:27:56 PM »
Are you an ailurophile?

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1956 on: January 11, 2010, 08:57:28 AM »
Are you an ailurophile?
What is one?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1957 on: January 11, 2010, 09:04:38 AM »
Are you an ailurophile?
What is one?
it is a cat lover, or a cat fancier.
:P   Internets are super serious.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1958 on: January 11, 2010, 02:04:34 PM »

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1959 on: January 11, 2010, 04:41:47 PM »
Lol, I felt lazy.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1960 on: January 12, 2010, 10:22:30 PM »
Lol, I felt lazy.
Just like with Soph's requests of cat pictures.
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1961 on: January 14, 2010, 11:58:35 AM »
First cat pictures... now googles... next she'll be telling me she can't be arsed sending me any more sexy pics... :(

Have you adopted a puppy on your ipod?
If nor did you ever have a tamagotchi?
Don't you feel guilty if you leave your pretend pets alone for too long?
Do you think adverts for toilet cleaners are fucking disgusting and should be banned?

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1962 on: January 14, 2010, 05:30:24 PM »
First cat pictures... now googles... next she'll be telling me she can't be arsed sending me any more sexy pics... :(

Have you adopted a puppy on your ipod?
If nor did you ever have a tamagotchi?
Don't you feel guilty if you leave your pretend pets alone for too long?
Do you think adverts for toilet cleaners are fucking disgusting and should be banned?
1. no
2. yes, years ago (more than one actually)
3. no, but I feel guilty when I leave me real one alone long enough
4.  Not most of them, though a few years back there was one that said toilets have "morning breath" that I remember being really repulsed by.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1963 on: January 14, 2010, 05:34:43 PM »
You are missin out. You even get to pick up their poo with a shitbag

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1964 on: January 22, 2010, 12:57:57 AM »
FRIEEEEEEENNNNNDS?  :zoinks: