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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1725 on: October 27, 2009, 10:26:23 PM »
or you could fly to manchester instead

i'll let you play with my toy soldiers if you like

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1726 on: October 28, 2009, 12:40:31 AM »
or you could fly to manchester instead

i'll let you play with my toy soldier if you like
Fixed. You were supposed to leave off the "s" in soldier Soph.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1727 on: October 28, 2009, 12:44:45 AM »
or you could fly to manchester instead

i'll let you play with my toy soldier if you like
Fixed. You were supposed to leave off the "s" in soldier Soph.

I'm confused here, I thought Soph was a chick.  :-\

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1728 on: October 28, 2009, 12:52:21 AM »
it's a mystery  :popeye:

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1729 on: October 28, 2009, 12:53:53 AM »

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1730 on: October 28, 2009, 08:00:26 AM »
:razz:

OK, how come you haven't boarded a plane bound for Santa Barbara. :smarty:
I can't afford the ticket!   :'(

Pffft!! All you do is rush the gate with an AK-47 and claim that you're taking the plane to Santa Barbara in the name of Allah. The airlines are pretty cool about that.  :eyebrows: :thumbup:
I already tried that.  It ended in a decidedly uncomfortable stripsearch.  I mean, do kinda I understand why they had to ask me to take my clothes off to check for weapons, but I really don't understand why I then had to take the security guys' clothes off, and then give them cavity searches.   ???

or you could fly to manchester instead

i'll let you play with me
Fixed, elle-style.  :P
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1731 on: October 28, 2009, 02:00:51 PM »
:razz:

OK, how come you haven't boarded a plane bound for Santa Barbara. :smarty:
I can't afford the ticket!   :'(

Pffft!! All you do is rush the gate with an AK-47 and claim that you're taking the plane to Santa Barbara in the name of Allah. The airlines are pretty cool about that.  :eyebrows: :thumbup:
I already tried that.  It ended in a decidedly uncomfortable stripsearch.  I mean, do kinda I understand why they had to ask me to take my clothes off to check for weapons, but I really don't understand why I then had to take the security guys' clothes off, and then give them cavity searches.   ???

Really Serissa, you should consult with me before you do these things. If you had worn a Burqua, strapped with bombs, then you only would've only had to give the security guards full cavity searches.   :lol:

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1732 on: October 28, 2009, 06:18:57 PM »

or you could fly to manchester instead

i'll let you play with me
Fixed, elle-style.  :P

well if you insist

which you do  :thumbup:

strip searches are the reason i am scared of airports
i don't care if i'm flown into a building in the name of allah, i just wanna keep my clothes on
so far i have only been frisked though

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1733 on: October 29, 2009, 07:15:03 AM »

or you could fly to manchester instead

i'll let you play with me
Fixed, elle-style.  :P

well if you insist

which you do  :thumbup:

strip searches are the reason i am scared of airports
i don't care if i'm flown into a building in the name of allah, i just wanna keep my clothes on
so far i have only been frisked though
:(  OK, I guess I'll stick with just frisking you, then.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1734 on: November 02, 2009, 12:15:25 AM »
do you consider yourself sophosexual?

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1735 on: November 02, 2009, 12:01:57 PM »
do you consider yourself sophosexual?
How would you definte 'sophosexual'?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1736 on: November 02, 2009, 12:09:33 PM »
Do you like the state where you live? If you could move anywhere, where would you go?

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1737 on: November 02, 2009, 12:21:15 PM »
Do you like the state where you live? If you could move anywhere, where would you go?
I love it here TBH.  I don't see myself ever wanting to move out of the general area.  I'm located close to most of the people I really care about.

If I could move anywhere, it would be to another apartment complex or condo complex, closer either to my friends or my work (wherever I ultimately find employment)- or closer to a major highway, which can be "closer" in practical terms even if it's not closer by actual distance.  Preferably someplace with minimal "brown water days," minimal dangerous gang activity/general scary-ass crime rate, and as low a cost of living as possible (I'm pretty sure those are conflicting interests, unfortuately).  That is pretty much my eventual plan, too- but, it would probably not be a move out-of-state.  If it was, it would be to a state bordering the one I'm in now (yes, I have a particular one in mind, lol).
« Last Edit: November 02, 2009, 12:23:35 PM by PMS Elle »
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1738 on: November 02, 2009, 03:24:04 PM »
"Brown water days"... hmm I don't remember ever having brown water come out of the spout.   That must suck.   How often does that normally happen where you live?
:P   Internets are super serious.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1739 on: November 02, 2009, 03:30:58 PM »


How have you been lately? You seem slightly less spazzy than usual.  :autism: