Interrogate PMS Elle!

[Adam]

or you could fly to manchester instead

i'll let you play with my toy soldiers if you like

[Celticgoddess]

or you could fly to manchester instead

i'll let you play with my toy soldier if you like

Fixed. You were supposed to leave off the "s" in soldier Soph.

[Scrapheap]

or you could fly to manchester instead

i'll let you play with my toy soldier if you like

Fixed. You were supposed to leave off the "s" in soldier Soph.

I'm confused here, I thought Soph was a chick. 

[Adam]

it's a mystery 

[Scrapheap]

it's Pat 

fixerated.

[El]

OK, how come you haven't boarded a plane bound for Santa Barbara.

I can't afford the ticket!   

Pffft!! All you do is rush the gate with an AK-47 and claim that you're taking the plane to Santa Barbara in the name of Allah. The airlines are pretty cool about that. 

I already tried that.  It ended in a decidedly uncomfortable stripsearch.  I mean, do kinda I understand why they had to ask me to take my clothes off to check for weapons, but I really don't understand why I then had to take the security guys' clothes off, and then give them cavity searches.   

or you could fly to manchester instead

i'll let you play with me

Fixed, elle-style. 

[Scrapheap]

OK, how come you haven't boarded a plane bound for Santa Barbara.

I can't afford the ticket!   

Pffft!! All you do is rush the gate with an AK-47 and claim that you're taking the plane to Santa Barbara in the name of Allah. The airlines are pretty cool about that. 

I already tried that.  It ended in a decidedly uncomfortable stripsearch.  I mean, do kinda I understand why they had to ask me to take my clothes off to check for weapons, but I really don't understand why I then had to take the security guys' clothes off, and then give them cavity searches.   

Really Serissa, you should consult with me before you do these things. If you had worn a Burqua, strapped with bombs, then you only would've only had to give the security guards full cavity searches.   :lol:

[Adam]

or you could fly to manchester instead

i'll let you play with me

Fixed, elle-style. 

well if you insist

which you do 

strip searches are the reason i am scared of airports
i don't care if i'm flown into a building in the name of allah, i just wanna keep my clothes on
so far i have only been frisked though

[El]

or you could fly to manchester instead

i'll let you play with me

Fixed, elle-style. 

well if you insist

which you do 

strip searches are the reason i am scared of airports
i don't care if i'm flown into a building in the name of allah, i just wanna keep my clothes on
so far i have only been frisked though

  OK, I guess I'll stick with just frisking you, then.

[Adam]

do you consider yourself sophosexual?

[El]

do you consider yourself sophosexual?

How would you definte 'sophosexual'?

[Celticgoddess]

Do you like the state where you live? If you could move anywhere, where would you go?

[El]

Do you like the state where you live? If you could move anywhere, where would you go?

I love it here TBH.  I don't see myself ever wanting to move out of the general area.  I'm located close to most of the people I really care about.

If I could move anywhere, it would be to another apartment complex or condo complex, closer either to my friends or my work (wherever I ultimately find employment)- or closer to a major highway, which can be "closer" in practical terms even if it's not closer by actual distance.  Preferably someplace with minimal "brown water days," minimal dangerous gang activity/general scary-ass crime rate, and as low a cost of living as possible (I'm pretty sure those are conflicting interests, unfortuately).  That is pretty much my eventual plan, too- but, it would probably not be a move out-of-state.  If it was, it would be to a state bordering the one I'm in now (yes, I have a particular one in mind, lol).

[Alex179]

"Brown water days"... hmm I don't remember ever having brown water come out of the spout.   That must suck.   How often does that normally happen where you live?

[earthboundmisfit]

How have you been lately? You seem slightly less spazzy than usual.