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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1440 on: April 05, 2009, 09:08:17 PM »
It's raining, you're walking on the sidewalk, and you see a stranded worm...what do you do?
Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
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Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1441 on: April 05, 2009, 09:26:09 PM »
So...you're having a nice Chinese/Panasian dinner with a guy friend of yours and he asks to show you his little guy (see picture below)...what do you do?

Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1442 on: April 05, 2009, 09:38:58 PM »
You hear a loud boom behind you and turn around to see an airplane falling from the sky right towards you. Which direction do you run?
Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1443 on: April 05, 2009, 09:41:34 PM »
Are you allergic to peanuts?
Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1444 on: April 06, 2009, 01:08:53 AM »
Creepy.
Mildly Cute in a Retarded Way
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1445 on: April 06, 2009, 01:15:23 AM »
:P   Internets are super serious.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1446 on: April 06, 2009, 04:14:56 AM »
how do I become as cool as you guys?
It'll never happen, sorry.

how do I become as cool as you guys?

Just remember, there is no spoon.
That's an odd position to be too prudish to refuse.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1447 on: April 06, 2009, 06:11:50 AM »
Creepy.
Agreed.   
Just that last question, or the rapid succession of them?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1448 on: April 06, 2009, 06:53:08 AM »
What she said!
Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1449 on: April 06, 2009, 09:28:58 AM »
Okay fine! I went back and read what I posted last night and in the wrong context it may seem creepy. I was just trying to have a lovely conversation with the subject of this thread and my bizarre imagination went off on some tangents.

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As far as peanut butter goes, this is a legitimate health concern. Some people are addicted to Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. Some people are deathly allergic to peanut butter products. Geesh!

The Little Whale is just something only myself and a real fan or friend of The Samples would get. I happened to be having several conversations on FaceBook with some of The Samples and my old acquaintances from my time with them and I went to my basement and pulled out The Little Whale. They have a song called "The Little Whale" on their album No Room. It ends with the phrase "Keep Swimming Mister!" This phrase is used all the time amongst us Underwater People, as we are referred to. I also used The Little Whale in a video I made for the song “Won’t Be Back Again”. I’ve sung this song on stage a couple of times with The Samples, before stage diving into the crowd. Good memories! I was on FaceBook, got the idea, which I thought was funny, and decided to post a silly question. I'm like that. A second point about the picture itself: The Little Whale is not sitting on my lap! The picture was taken of The Little Whale in between the armrest cushions of my couch and chair. If you thought otherwise, you are a real perv.

With regards to worms: Well, the tag "Evil Heartless Bitch" made me curious just how much so. Mindlessly or intentionally step on the poor guys, step around them, or stop to help them out before the rains dry up and they are either eaten or fried on the sidewalk.
Also, I happen to like sugary icing, but have a real dislike of whippy icings. Creamy ones are hit and miss. Whipped cream, for example, is a definite miss for eating purposes.

The airplane falling from the sky is a good test of both survival skills and logical thinking. The answer can be insightful. Probably only to me, but I'm the one who asked. :P

I will now slink around the corner back into my sewer hole in the darkened alleyway.


« Last Edit: April 06, 2009, 12:34:50 PM by Trigger11 »
Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1450 on: April 06, 2009, 05:20:06 PM »
:P   Internets are super serious.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1451 on: April 06, 2009, 06:06:17 PM »
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1452 on: April 07, 2009, 08:35:28 PM »
What are your thoughts on Pluto and other Kuiper Belt "dwarf planets"?
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Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1453 on: April 07, 2009, 11:35:51 PM »
Fire and chains and other objectionable tools of gratification in some twisted minds. YEAH!!!
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1454 on: April 08, 2009, 06:27:15 AM »
What are your thoughts on Pluto and other Kuiper Belt "dwarf planets"?
I don't know a lot about it but I'm nostalgically sad that pluto got demoted.

Fire and chains and other objectionable tools of gratification in some twisted minds. YEAH!!!

Was that a question?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.