Why did the redneck cross the road?He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken
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Elle, did you get drunk yet?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
Quote from: Mike5000 on January 02, 2009, 02:53:32 PMElle, did you get drunk yet? Nope. I broke my new year's resolution.
Quote from: PMS Elle on January 05, 2009, 08:12:42 AMQuote from: Mike5000 on January 02, 2009, 02:53:32 PMElle, did you get drunk yet? Nope. I broke my new year's resolution. What's your new years resolution?
Quote from: Mike5000 on January 05, 2009, 03:06:04 PMQuote from: PMS Elle on January 05, 2009, 08:12:42 AMQuote from: Mike5000 on January 02, 2009, 02:53:32 PMElle, did you get drunk yet? Nope. I broke my new year's resolution. What's your new years resolution? This year, to continue being fabulous.
Quote from: PMS Elle on January 05, 2009, 04:11:42 PMQuote from: Mike5000 on January 05, 2009, 03:06:04 PMQuote from: PMS Elle on January 05, 2009, 08:12:42 AMQuote from: Mike5000 on January 02, 2009, 02:53:32 PMElle, did you get drunk yet? Nope. I broke my new year's resolution. What's your new years resolution? This year, to continue being fabulous.Ok elle. What is your idea of a good looking man? Like desirable features. Also, do you "friendzone" guys a lot? Sorry I just kind of get that vibe.
Quote from: RageBeoulve on January 05, 2009, 11:06:55 PMQuote from: PMS Elle on January 05, 2009, 04:11:42 PMQuote from: Mike5000 on January 05, 2009, 03:06:04 PMQuote from: PMS Elle on January 05, 2009, 08:12:42 AMQuote from: Mike5000 on January 02, 2009, 02:53:32 PMElle, did you get drunk yet? Nope. I broke my new year's resolution. What's your new years resolution? This year, to continue being fabulous.Ok elle. What is your idea of a good looking man? Like desirable features. Also, do you "friendzone" guys a lot? Sorry I just kind of get that vibe.1. Purely physical? For some reason length of hair seems directly proportional to my level of initial attraction. Physique- not extreme (i.e. really skinny, really fat, really muscular). I also seem to like goth- or punk-looking styles of dress on guys. I used to have a thing for glasses but I'm not sure if I still do- I think I might kind of go through phases.2. I guess you could say that, and I know some guys harbor a deep resentment toward stuff like that, but I think it's unfair of them to resent it. If a guy doesn't want to be friends with me if he won't be getting anything more, he doesn't have to- friendship is a voluntary relationship to be in. Sometimes it's more of a bullshit excuse to tell someone I don't want to date them without hurting their feelings, but sometimes it's legitimately not wanting things to go further for whatever reason but greatly valuing the friendship I do have with them.
For some reason length of hair seems directly proportional to my level of initial attraction.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Tell a girl that she's a munter and she'll have BDD for the next decade or so.
Quote from: Ryan on January 06, 2009, 08:42:58 AMTell a girl that she's a munter and she'll have BDD for the next decade or so. You're confusing me. Whats a munter and whats BDD?
Quote from: RageBeoulve on January 06, 2009, 08:44:46 AMQuote from: Ryan on January 06, 2009, 08:42:58 AMTell a girl that she's a munter and she'll have BDD for the next decade or so. You're confusing me. Whats a munter and whats BDD?1. Ugly person2. Body Dysmorphic Disorder
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.