Interrogate PMS Elle!

[ozymandias]

I think this is an absolutely fantastic idea, especially if it is direct, concise and written to be an essential manual for helping all guys to avoid douchebaggery. Maybe include an advanced, reference appendix, which only the more cultured of suitors could even comprehend.

Lol.

Well now I wanna ask for pay.

Picky picky, I came up with that while sitting in the car for an hour and a half drive from Kennebunk Maine to my  home with nothing to read and my wife doing the driving.  

You should have been talking dirty to your wife, you slut. 

What makes you think I wasn't?   

Oh.  Ok then.  Yay!

Nothing personal, BUT,

A)I'm disgustingly faithfully married! 

B)Your way toooooo young for me.

C)A wise sage and perceptive individual once said, "Never go to bed with a woman who has more problems than you have."    When I was your age I had MORE problems than you!

D)Your too skinny for me!  I like my women TALL, Voluptous and deliciously curvy and horny.  While you may have the horny aspect down pat and IF, I was single you'd make a great "fuckbuddy" for a short time.   Long term, we'd get along like sulphuric acid and sugar.   

Soooooooooooo, I like bantering with you and getting risque and all that fun stuff, but, I'm not the brainless horndog that a lot of I2 males are!   

[Tom/Mutate]

Can you send Peaguy a private message about your vagina, becasue he doesn't know about it.

[Peter]

Can you send Peaguy a private message about your vagina, becasue he doesn't know about it.

What sort of conversation were you having, which led to you finding out Peaguy's state of knowledge about PMS's vagina?

[Peter]

'Course, I should prolly pull back on admitting how bitter and angry I am on a place like Intensity, lol.

Why? So you don't get mobbed by a furious crowd of rabid and sex-starved males out to do some women-bashing?

Well, then it would be turn abouts fair play for a furious crowd of rabid and sex starved females to go out and do some men-bashing!   

We have sex-starved females here?  Enough of them to make a crowd?  The majority of females here seem quite well serviced.

[thepeaguy]

Can you send Peaguy a private message about your vagina, becasue he doesn't know about it.

What sort of conversation were you having, which led to you finding out Peaguy's state of knowledge about PMS's vagina?

My Thagomizer pisstake.

How did Serissa managed to take a piss without one?  :lol:

[Tom/Mutate]

Never mind.  It is page 10 of this thread.

[El]

'Course, I should prolly pull back on admitting how bitter and angry I am on a place like Intensity, lol.

Why? So you don't get mobbed by a furious crowd of rabid and sex-starved males out to do some women-bashing?

Exactly.  With my track record instead of turning into a flame war it might turn into an orgy.

Well, then it would be turn abouts fair play for a furious crowd of rabid and sex starved females to go out and do some men-bashing!   

That's ALWAYS fair play!   

I think this is an absolutely fantastic idea, especially if it is direct, concise and written to be an essential manual for helping all guys to avoid douchebaggery. Maybe include an advanced, reference appendix, which only the more cultured of suitors could even comprehend.

Lol.

Well now I wanna ask for pay.

Picky picky, I came up with that while sitting in the car for an hour and a half drive from Kennebunk Maine to my  home with nothing to read and my wife doing the driving.   

You should have been talking dirty to your wife, you slut. 

What makes you think I wasn't?   

Oh.  Ok then.  Yay!

Nothing personal, BUT,

A)I'm disgustingly faithfully married! 

B)Your way toooooo young for me.

C)A wise sage and perceptive individual once said, "Never go to bed with a woman who has more problems than you have."    When I was your age I had MORE problems than you!

D)Your too skinny for me!  I like my women TALL, Voluptous and deliciously curvy and horny.  While you may have the horny aspect down pat and IF, I was single you'd make a great "fuckbuddy" for a short time.   Long term, we'd get along like sulphuric acid and sugar.   

Soooooooooooo, I like bantering with you and getting risque and all that fun stuff, but, I'm not the brainless horndog that a lot of I2 males are!   

  TY oz.  Good to hear.  Carry on! 

We have sex-starved females here?  Enough of them to make a crowd?  The majority of females here seem quite well serviced.

I am in the sad minority.

Can you send Peaguy a private message about your vagina, becasue he doesn't know about it.

What sort of conversation were you having, which led to you finding out Peaguy's state of knowledge about PMS's vagina?

My Thagomizer pisstake.

How did Serissa managed to take a piss without one?  :lol:

what?

[thepeaguy]

Mutate said you didn't have a vagina or summat.

[TheoK]

She's a shemale!   

[thepeaguy]

She's a shemale!   

No, she didn't have a cock. She didn't have a vaginal opening or summat.

Mutate told me this on the phone.

[TheoK]

Weird. 

[Peter]

We have sex-starved females here?  Enough of them to make a crowd?  The majority of females here seem quite well serviced.

I am in the sad minority.

Is your current lack of sex a common state of affairs for you, or are you just going through a temporary lean patch between partners?  For me, sex is something that I might get once or a few times with someone over a relatively short period, and then be without for a year or more.

[thepeaguy]

Weird. 

That the guy's love Serissa's prosthetic vagina.

[El]

She's a shemale!   

No, she didn't have a cock. She didn't have a vaginal opening or summat.

Mutate told me this on the phone.

Jeez, Pea, I know you have a little cyber-crush on me, but now you're chatting on the phone with other members about the state of my vagina?  Next thing you know you're going to ask TheoK to ask me if I'll go to prom with you.  

We have sex-starved females here?  Enough of them to make a crowd?  The majority of females here seem quite well serviced.

I am in the sad minority.

Is your current lack of sex a common state of affairs for you, or are you just going through a temporary lean patch between partners?  For me, sex is something that I might get once or a few times with someone over a relatively short period, and then be without for a year or more.

Temporary lean patch, but I'm still bitching about it.  I know in your mind that will peg me as complaining over nothing.  My apologies.  

[thepeaguy]

Jeez, Pea, I know you have a little cyber-crush on me,

Bzzzzzzzzzzzt! Wrong. I'm not doing another HG.

but now you're chatting on the phone with other members about the state of my vagina?  Next thing you know you're going to ask TheoK to ask me if I'll go to prom with you.  

Although I was very curious, I didn't bring the subject up, Mutate did.