Do you remember before the internet, that it was thought the cause of collective stupidity was the lack of information?Well...it wasn't that.
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Tony says you owe him 40 large and you got til the end the week to come up with it. if not there'll be a few feathers ruffled and we'll have 50% slice of your car wrecking business
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
Quote from: Stuntman Mike on July 27, 2008, 01:08:08 PMTony says you owe him 40 large and you got til the end the week to come up with it. if not there'll be a few feathers ruffled and we'll have 50% slice of your car wrecking businessTaht's a dirty rotten lie. I got out of my debt by blowing him. We had a verbal contract....or was that oral contract?
Quote from: Her Majesty, PMS Elle on July 27, 2008, 04:39:41 PMQuote from: Stuntman Mike on July 27, 2008, 01:08:08 PMTony says you owe him 40 large and you got til the end the week to come up with it. if not there'll be a few feathers ruffled and we'll have 50% slice of your car wrecking businessTaht's a dirty rotten lie. I got out of my debt by blowing him. We had a verbal contract....or was that oral contract?I'm sure you is a swell broad but listen lady, just cause you had that.. that maybe good for 10Gs off the top but the big guy still gotha pay for his house in Sicily and his kid's tuition ..and them colleges ain't cheap!
Quote from: Stuntman Mike on July 27, 2008, 04:55:58 PMQuote from: Her Majesty, PMS Elle on July 27, 2008, 04:39:41 PMQuote from: Stuntman Mike on July 27, 2008, 01:08:08 PMTony says you owe him 40 large and you got til the end the week to come up with it. if not there'll be a few feathers ruffled and we'll have 50% slice of your car wrecking businessTaht's a dirty rotten lie. I got out of my debt by blowing him. We had a verbal contract....or was that oral contract?I'm sure you is a swell broad but listen lady, just cause you had that.. that maybe good for 10Gs off the top but the big guy still gotha pay for his house in Sicily and his kid's tuition ..and them colleges ain't cheap!Kids these days have it too goddamn easy. I've paid my dues, and his kid can either get a scholarship or strip her way through college like I did.
..so itwas a bit of the old bump and grinds lol
Quote from: Stuntman Mike on July 28, 2008, 03:20:09 PM..so itwas a bit of the old bump and grinds lolWow- how did you know it was a combination strip club and coffee shop???
Quote from: Her Majesty, PMS Elle on July 28, 2008, 05:48:59 PMQuote from: Stuntman Mike on July 28, 2008, 03:20:09 PM..so itwas a bit of the old bump and grinds lolWow- how did you know it was a combination strip club and coffee shop???So your working at the "Platinum Plus" Club in Portland Maine??? Yes, it is a Strip Club and topless donut drive thru shop! Seriously this place really exists!
Quote from: Her Majesty, PMS Elle on July 28, 2008, 05:48:59 PMQuote from: Stuntman Mike on July 28, 2008, 03:20:09 PM..so itwas a bit of the old bump and grinds lolWow- how did you know it was a combination strip club and coffee shop???You mean 'Flick The Bean'? oh there's a large chain of those clubs nowI never did understood why they fired you for doing that thing...you know..
Will you ever take it up the ass just to experiment?
Quote from: ozymandias on July 28, 2008, 07:35:21 PMQuote from: Her Majesty, PMS Elle on July 28, 2008, 05:48:59 PMQuote from: Stuntman Mike on July 28, 2008, 03:20:09 PM..so itwas a bit of the old bump and grinds lolWow- how did you know it was a combination strip club and coffee shop???So your working at the "Platinum Plus" Club in Portland Maine??? Yes, it is a Strip Club and topless donut drive thru shop! Seriously this place really exists! Holy hell! Why didn't I go there when I was last in portland???ROAD TRIP!
Quote from: IntensitySquared's Patron on July 29, 2008, 12:06:04 PMWill you ever take it up the ass just to experiment?Hadn't planned on it any time soon.
Quote from: Her Majesty, PMS Elle on July 29, 2008, 12:10:01 PMQuote from: IntensitySquared's Patron on July 29, 2008, 12:06:04 PMWill you ever take it up the ass just to experiment?Hadn't planned on it any time soon.Do you think anyone really plans on it? I know guys who say that they have tried it on their girlfriend and played it off as an accident. That did not work out well of course. My brother has been able to talk each of his ex-gfs into it. I really never cared enough to even try, happy enough with the pussy.
Quote from: Alex179 on July 29, 2008, 05:35:53 PMQuote from: Her Majesty, PMS Elle on July 29, 2008, 12:10:01 PMQuote from: IntensitySquared's Patron on July 29, 2008, 12:06:04 PMWill you ever take it up the ass just to experiment?Hadn't planned on it any time soon.Do you think anyone really plans on it? I know guys who say that they have tried it on their girlfriend and played it off as an accident. That did not work out well of course. My brother has been able to talk each of his ex-gfs into it. I really never cared enough to even try, happy enough with the pussy.Well, Alex, I'd basically consider unwanted and explicitly refused penetration to be sexual assault/rape, but perhaps I am naieve in my fairy-tale hopes and dreams that I will not be raped, although I know that too is not somehting that people usually plan to have happen to them.