Interrogate PMS Elle!

[El]

What member of I2 would you most like to join me in a threesome with?

I think that girl April would be the best one to Fool around with.

(I have no idea if there is a member here named April- if there is, I apologize.)

[Pyraxis]

Aw, you mean you're not cataloging and cross-referencing everyone's answers like a proper aspie, to find potential feasible matchups?

[El]

Aw, you mean you're not cataloging and cross-referencing everyone's answers like a proper aspie, to find potential feasible matchups?

Nah.  I assume members who have interest in each other will be checking each other's threads anyway to see if they have that wonderful luuuurve connection.

[El]

Damn- I can't beliive my April Foolaround threesome postworing got me less than a page of questions.  Then killed my thread completely. 

[driftingblizzard]

Damn- I can't beliive my April Foolaround threesome postworing got me less than a page of questions.  Then killed my thread completely. 

And apparently neither I nor the forum spellcheck can spell consentual.

*decides not to apologize for possible accidental sexual innuendoes*

I LOVE accidental sexual innuendos; you should never apologize for them. 


Postus-Interruptus?

[El]

Damn- I can't beliive my April Foolaround threesome postworing got me less than a page of questions.  Then killed my thread completely. 

And apparently neither I nor the forum spellcheck can spell consentual.

*decides not to apologize for possible accidental sexual innuendoes*

I LOVE accidental sexual innuendos; you should never apologize for them. 


Postus-Interruptus?

Yes- my thread was fucked, and I did not cunnsent to it!

[Pyraxis]

More like your thread was loved and left. 

[ozymandias]

Wham bam............thank you M'am! 

[El]

I feel so used.

[driftingblizzard]

Damn- I can't beliive my April Foolaround threesome postworing got me less than a page of questions.  Then killed my thread completely. 

And apparently neither I nor the forum spellcheck can spell consentual.

*decides not to apologize for possible accidental sexual innuendoes*

I LOVE accidental sexual innuendos; you should never apologize for them. 


Postus-Interruptus?

Yes- my thread was fucked, and I did not cunnsent to it!

 

[ozymandias]

I feel so used.

I promise I'll still love you in the morning, I won't cum in your mouth and the check is in the mail!      

[El]

I feel so used.

I promise I'll still love you in the morning, I won't cum in your mouth and the check is in the mail!      

*snort*  Please.  Like I'd have a one-night stand with soemone who claimed to love me.  If I was screwing someone I'd barely met and they said they loved me I'd kick them out of bed.

[ozymandias]

I feel so used.

I promise I'll still love you in the morning, I won't cum in your mouth and the check is in the mail!      

*snort*  Please.  Like I'd have a one-night stand with soemone who claimed to love me.  If I was screwing someone I'd barely met and they said they loved me I'd kick them out of bed.

Hey, I'm just being the sterotypical male horndog!         Promising a lot, but, delivering a little.   

[Peter]

I feel so used.

I promise I'll still love you in the morning, I won't cum in your mouth and the check is in the mail!      

*snort*  Please.  Like I'd have a one-night stand with soemone who claimed to love me.  If I was screwing someone I'd barely met and they said they loved me I'd kick them out of bed.

What if they were just saying it in a callous and dishonest attempt to get in your panties?

I've had girls who I was fucking ask me if I loved them, and they were relieved when I told them I didn't.  It seemed kind of weird that they'd ask me that when I barely knew them.

[El]

I feel so used.

I promise I'll still love you in the morning, I won't cum in your mouth and the check is in the mail!      

*snort*  Please.  Like I'd have a one-night stand with soemone who claimed to love me.  If I was screwing someone I'd barely met and they said they loved me I'd kick them out of bed.

Hey, I'm just being the sterotypical male horndog!         Promising a lot, but, delivering a little.   

I'd kick one of those out of bed, too.   

What if they were just saying it in a callous and dishonest attempt to get in your panties?

I've had girls who I was fucking ask me if I loved them, and they were relieved when I told them I didn't.  It seemed kind of weird that they'd ask me that when I barely knew them.

Just as bad (men who do that are, in my opinion, fucking douchebags- desperation ain't an excuse), and besides which, they would have no need to- all I care about is a clean bill of health, and (really mostly to that end) monogamy to me while I'm sexually active with the person.  I'll provide the same.  If I'm dating someone, I want to fuck them; else I would not consider it dating.  Just friendship.