I really don't want any sex right now. I am being super serious here.
How about now, 20 days later?
Sure, that would be sometime in early April. That will work just fine.
Well, actually, I meant NOW now, twenty days from when you originally said you didn't want any sex. But, if you want to take it slow, I'll understand.
"Hope springs eternal in my boxers."
Fixed.
Actually have never used that line. I tend not to do pick up lines. My sex life is not better for that fact.
IMO, most pick-up lines aren't sexy
or unsexy- just really, really funny. If a guy used one on me, it might get me to talk to him, but I'd be making
fun of him. (Actually, that kind of is how I flirt.)
Lines, on the other hand, as opposed to pick-up lines: Those, I fucking hate. I had a kid say something like "I always feel better when you're around" or something like that. When he had known me for less. Than. Three. Hours. He sort of oozed desperate random compliments. It was a little sad, a little scary, and sorta insulting to my intelligence.
Yes much classier line than "Show us your pink bits" I admit that.
*snort*