Interrogate PMS Elle!

[El]

Do you normally photograph when having
an orgasm?

Dunno.  I mean, I don't THINK I turn into a camera when I get off, though I admit it's sort of similar (verbal joke follows- say it aloud)- it involves pressing the right button to get the shutter going.

That's just the way it should be too  - if you can think straight enough to remember to take pics you're not doing it right. 

automatic photo thingies come in useful, though.  either that, or you can always take turns...   

If I'm properly distracted, there's a good chance the other participant is in no position to operate a camera.

not that i wish to set the cat amongst the pigeons, but there is a lot of debate as to whether or not AIDS is an STD (or STI, as they're called this week), because it's actually transmitted through body fluids and not exclusively by sexual contact.

apologies for the aspie pedantism, but i did spend several years of my life researching the damn thing.

and ahayes - stop being such a bloody knob. 

meow.

What WOULD count as a purely STI, then?

[ozymandias]

If I remember correctly, AIDS in the US is considered one of the STD's.  Different countries obviously define things differently.

To answer PMS Elle's question, Herpes, Syphyllis, Genital Warts.

[El]

If I remember correctly, AIDS in the US is considered one of the STD's.  Different countries obviously define things differently.

To answer PMS Elle's question, Herpes, Syphyllis, Genital Warts.

But you can get herpes and/or genital warts without sex.  Not totally sure about syphilis.

[Lucifer]

generally, STI/Ds are infections caused solely or predominantly through sexual contact.  definitions vary, and who cares anyway? 

meow, eh, my little tabby?   

btw, what's the JL stand for?

[Al Swearegen]

I think I caught cat AIDS

[El]

generally, STI/Ds are infections caused solely or predominantly through sexual contact.  definitions vary, and who cares anyway? 

meow, eh, my little tabby?   

btw, what's the JL stand for?

1.  True 'nuff.  Didn't mean to pick a fight/be difficult, I was just curious.
2.  Meow indeed.
3.  A reference to Jagged Little Pill (JLP); I just tacked it on the front when I made the JLP cover my avvie.

[ozymandias]

generally, STI/Ds are infections caused solely or predominantly through sexual contact.  definitions vary, and who cares anyway? 

meow, eh, my little tabby?   

btw, what's the JL stand for?

1.  True 'nuff.  Didn't mean to pick a fight/be difficult, I was just curious.
2.  Meow indeed.
3.  A reference to Jagged Little Pill (JLP); I just tacked it on the front when I made the JLP cover my avvie.

Didn't see it as picking a fight, the whole definition is confusing and lately things have become even more confusing with the increase of Herpes, syphylis and even genital warts increasingly transmitted by oral sex.  Especially among teenagers who think that having oral sex keeps you safe!!   

[Alex179]

Oral sex and kissing can spread the same STDs.   I keep a lookout for people with "cold sores" and the like around their mouths (even though between flareups it can be hard if not impossible to tell).   Oral doesn't mean safe by any means, that is why most prostitutes put a condom on guys they blow (at least that is what I heard on TV lol).

[El]

Oral sex and kissing can spread the same STDs.   I keep a lookout for people with "cold sores" and the like around their mouths (even though between flareups it can be hard if not impossible to tell).   Oral doesn't mean safe by any means, that is why most prostitutes put a condom on guys they blow (at least that is what I heard on TV lol).

Yes, exactly.

[Peter]

I look out for people hiding in the bushes with blowpipes and shooting syphilis-contaminated darts.

[El]

I look out for people hiding in the bushes with blowpipes and shooting syphilis-contaminated darts.

Understandable, but the odds of ranomly meeting other Intensitians just by random chance are kinda slim, you know.

[ozymandias]

I look out for people hiding in the bushes with blowpipes and shooting syphilis-contaminated darts.

Syphylis takes too long to kill, I prefer Curare!  

[Peter]

I look out for people hiding in the bushes with blowpipes and shooting syphilis-contaminated darts.

Understandable, but the odds of ranomly meeting other Intensitians just by random chance are kinda slim, you know.

Somewhere out there, Lit is waiting, and he wants my anus.

[El]

I look out for people hiding in the bushes with blowpipes and shooting syphilis-contaminated darts.

Understandable, but the odds of ranomly meeting other Intensitians just by random chance are kinda slim, you know.

Somewhere out there, Lit is waiting, and he wants my anus.

Somewhere out there, Lit just felt a sudden rush of joy, knowing you were taking the piss.

[Peter]

I look out for people hiding in the bushes with blowpipes and shooting syphilis-contaminated darts.

Understandable, but the odds of ranomly meeting other Intensitians just by random chance are kinda slim, you know.

Somewhere out there, Lit is waiting, and he wants my anus.

Somewhere out there, Lit just felt a sudden rush of joy, knowing you were taking the piss.

And was overwhelmed by the desire to take the piss himself, straight from the source.