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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1020 on: February 18, 2008, 08:27:14 AM »
Do you normally photograph when having
an orgasm?
Dunno.  I mean, I don't THINK I turn into a camera when I get off, though I admit it's sort of similar (verbal joke follows- say it aloud)- it involves pressing the right button to get the shutter going.

That's just the way it should be too  ;)- if you can think straight enough to remember to take pics you're not doing it right.  :laugh:

automatic photo thingies come in useful, though.  either that, or you can always take turns...   8)
If I'm properly distracted, there's a good chance the other participant is in no position to operate a camera.
not that i wish to set the cat amongst the pigeons, but there is a lot of debate as to whether or not AIDS is an STD (or STI, as they're called this week), because it's actually transmitted through body fluids and not exclusively by sexual contact.

apologies for the aspie pedantism, but i did spend several years of my life researching the damn thing.

and ahayes - stop being such a bloody knob.  ::)
meow.

What WOULD count as a purely STI, then?
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1021 on: February 18, 2008, 09:22:44 AM »
If I remember correctly, AIDS in the US is considered one of the STD's.  Different countries obviously define things differently.

To answer PMS Elle's question, Herpes, Syphyllis, Genital Warts.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1022 on: February 18, 2008, 09:46:01 AM »
If I remember correctly, AIDS in the US is considered one of the STD's.  Different countries obviously define things differently.

To answer PMS Elle's question, Herpes, Syphyllis, Genital Warts.

But you can get herpes and/or genital warts without sex.  Not totally sure about syphilis.
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1023 on: February 18, 2008, 01:17:40 PM »
generally, STI/Ds are infections caused solely or predominantly through sexual contact.  definitions vary, and who cares anyway?  :D

meow, eh, my little tabby?   

btw, what's the JL stand for?

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1024 on: February 19, 2008, 05:15:30 AM »
I think I caught cat AIDS
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1025 on: February 19, 2008, 07:59:08 AM »
generally, STI/Ds are infections caused solely or predominantly through sexual contact.  definitions vary, and who cares anyway?  :D

meow, eh, my little tabby?   

btw, what's the JL stand for?

1.  True 'nuff.  Didn't mean to pick a fight/be difficult, I was just curious.
2.  Meow indeed.
3.  A reference to Jagged Little Pill (JLP); I just tacked it on the front when I made the JLP cover my avvie.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1026 on: February 19, 2008, 10:27:26 AM »
generally, STI/Ds are infections caused solely or predominantly through sexual contact.  definitions vary, and who cares anyway?  :D

meow, eh, my little tabby?   

btw, what's the JL stand for?

1.  True 'nuff.  Didn't mean to pick a fight/be difficult, I was just curious.
2.  Meow indeed.
3.  A reference to Jagged Little Pill (JLP); I just tacked it on the front when I made the JLP cover my avvie.

Didn't see it as picking a fight, the whole definition is confusing and lately things have become even more confusing with the increase of Herpes, syphylis and even genital warts increasingly transmitted by oral sex.  Especially among teenagers who think that having oral sex keeps you safe!!   ::)

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1027 on: February 19, 2008, 10:32:13 AM »
Oral sex and kissing can spread the same STDs.   I keep a lookout for people with "cold sores" and the like around their mouths (even though between flareups it can be hard if not impossible to tell).   Oral doesn't mean safe by any means, that is why most prostitutes put a condom on guys they blow (at least that is what I heard on TV lol).
:P   Internets are super serious.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1028 on: February 19, 2008, 06:29:59 PM »
Oral sex and kissing can spread the same STDs.   I keep a lookout for people with "cold sores" and the like around their mouths (even though between flareups it can be hard if not impossible to tell).   Oral doesn't mean safe by any means, that is why most prostitutes put a condom on guys they blow (at least that is what I heard on TV lol).
Yes, exactly.
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1029 on: February 19, 2008, 06:43:29 PM »
I look out for people hiding in the bushes with blowpipes and shooting syphilis-contaminated darts.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1030 on: February 19, 2008, 06:47:23 PM »
I look out for people hiding in the bushes with blowpipes and shooting syphilis-contaminated darts.
Understandable, but the odds of ranomly meeting other Intensitians just by random chance are kinda slim, you know.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1031 on: February 19, 2008, 06:47:38 PM »
I look out for people hiding in the bushes with blowpipes and shooting syphilis-contaminated darts.

Syphylis takes too long to kill, I prefer Curare!   :evillaugh:

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1032 on: February 19, 2008, 06:56:03 PM »
I look out for people hiding in the bushes with blowpipes and shooting syphilis-contaminated darts.
Understandable, but the odds of ranomly meeting other Intensitians just by random chance are kinda slim, you know.

Somewhere out there, Lit is waiting, and he wants my anus.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1033 on: February 19, 2008, 07:04:34 PM »
I look out for people hiding in the bushes with blowpipes and shooting syphilis-contaminated darts.
Understandable, but the odds of ranomly meeting other Intensitians just by random chance are kinda slim, you know.

Somewhere out there, Lit is waiting, and he wants my anus.
Somewhere out there, Lit just felt a sudden rush of joy, knowing you were taking the piss.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1034 on: February 19, 2008, 07:08:34 PM »
I look out for people hiding in the bushes with blowpipes and shooting syphilis-contaminated darts.
Understandable, but the odds of ranomly meeting other Intensitians just by random chance are kinda slim, you know.

Somewhere out there, Lit is waiting, and he wants my anus.
Somewhere out there, Lit just felt a sudden rush of joy, knowing you were taking the piss.
And was overwhelmed by the desire to take the piss himself, straight from the source.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?