A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: Snidely Whiplash on February 14, 2008, 08:20:46 AMHave you ever rooted a member of a sports team? Does it count if they weren't on a sports team at the time of the rooting, but were at one point in their lives?
Have you ever rooted a member of a sports team?
Quote from: JLPMS Elle on February 14, 2008, 08:23:02 AMQuote from: Snidely Whiplash on February 14, 2008, 08:20:46 AMHave you ever rooted a member of a sports team? Does it count if they weren't on a sports team at the time of the rooting, but were at one point in their lives?I think such a special case would require explaining the details.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
No that is a forfeit and your forfeit penalty is.....?
I dunno I was drinking at the time....I coulda meant anything.
Great.............for? (Life is so much harder and more confusing sober)
Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on February 16, 2008, 06:33:19 PMGreat.............for? (Life is so much harder and more confusing sober)Just if you randomly want to send me money, veen though I have done nothing for you, and will do nothing for you.
What's the chemical symbol for Manganese?
OH, YOU EVIL, CRUEL AND HEARTLESS BITCH. If I wasn't PI's BOYTOY, I'd be your sycophantic and submissive slave. !
i'm sure you can manage.
Quote from: Sputtleshines on February 16, 2008, 08:34:08 PMWhat's the chemical symbol for Manganese?I had to look it up to double-check, but, as I thought, it's Mn.Quote from: ozymandias on February 16, 2008, 09:20:28 PMOH, YOU EVIL, CRUEL AND HEARTLESS BITCH. If I wasn't PI's BOYTOY, I'd be your sycophantic and submissive slave. ! ...but right now, you're my synophantic but verbally abusive slave?
Quote from: JLPMS Elle on February 17, 2008, 08:59:45 AMQuote from: Sputtleshines on February 16, 2008, 08:34:08 PMWhat's the chemical symbol for Manganese?I had to look it up to double-check, but, as I thought, it's Mn.Quote from: ozymandias on February 16, 2008, 09:20:28 PMOH, YOU EVIL, CRUEL AND HEARTLESS BITCH. If I wasn't PI's BOYTOY, I'd be your sycophantic and submissive slave. ! ...but right now, you're my synophantic but verbally abusive slave? Nah, you can abuse me, I do draw the line at rubber outfits (latex allergy, ya know.)
Hey, I'm not possessive Ozy you can be both
