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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #945 on: February 11, 2008, 08:00:37 PM »
admit it.  you just want to roll around naked with me.
Yes, but even if you weren't married and I didn't have a boyfirend, it wouldn't work.  My sex drive is too high.  I think I would kill you.

tease.

have they stopped talking about the patriots in massachussettes yet?
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I think they mostly have, though the day after thye lost, the campus was half-empty.   :laugh:


was the flag at half mass?
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #946 on: February 11, 2008, 08:32:32 PM »
Do you tend to have close female friends?

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #947 on: February 12, 2008, 07:55:00 AM »
No. They are people.

Johnny Cash is/was an American singer.

Pat Cash is/was an Australian tennis player.

Ohhhhh.  Never heard of Pat cash.

admit it.  you just want to roll around naked with me.
Yes, but even if you weren't married and I didn't have a boyfirend, it wouldn't work.  My sex drive is too high.  I think I would kill you.

tease.

I thought that was what I was already doing- shouldn't your instruction be "keep teasing?"

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have they stopped talking about the patriots in massachussettes yet?
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I think they mostly have, though the day after thye lost, the campus was half-empty.   :laugh:


was the flag at half mass?
Well, half of Mass probably wanted it to be.

Do you tend to have close female friends?
The two closest friends I have/have ever had are both female.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #948 on: February 12, 2008, 07:58:43 PM »
keep teasing.  and an occasional crack on the ass would be nice.  ;D
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #949 on: February 13, 2008, 07:50:52 AM »
keep teasing.  and an occasional crack on the ass would be nice.  ;D
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it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #950 on: February 13, 2008, 07:54:28 AM »
keep teasing.  and an occasional crack on the ass would be nice.  ;D
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where is my ass slap?
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #951 on: February 13, 2008, 07:58:08 AM »
keep teasing.  and an occasional crack on the ass would be nice.  ;D
:eyelash:
where is my ass slap?
Sorry, I seem to have misplaced it.  Kinda like losing your keys or some other bit of miscellenia, except that cleaning up makes it less likely to find again.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #952 on: February 13, 2008, 07:59:18 AM »
keep teasing.  and an occasional crack on the ass would be nice.  ;D
:eyelash:
where is my ass slap?
Sorry, I seem to have misplaced it.  Kinda like losing your keys or some other bit of miscellenia, except that cleaning up makes it less likely to find again.
then make things filthy again.
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #953 on: February 13, 2008, 08:00:52 AM »
keep teasing.  and an occasional crack on the ass would be nice.  ;D
:eyelash:
where is my ass slap?
Sorry, I seem to have misplaced it.  Kinda like losing your keys or some other bit of miscellenia, except that cleaning up makes it less likely to find again.
then make things filthy again.
When were they filthy before?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #954 on: February 13, 2008, 08:02:25 AM »
keep teasing.  and an occasional crack on the ass would be nice.  ;D
:eyelash:
where is my ass slap?
Sorry, I seem to have misplaced it.  Kinda like losing your keys or some other bit of miscellenia, except that cleaning up makes it less likely to find again.
then make things filthy again.
When were they filthy before?
in my mind.

durr!
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #955 on: February 13, 2008, 08:06:51 AM »
keep teasing.  and an occasional crack on the ass would be nice.  ;D
:eyelash:
where is my ass slap?
Sorry, I seem to have misplaced it.  Kinda like losing your keys or some other bit of miscellenia, except that cleaning up makes it less likely to find again.
then make things filthy again.
When were they filthy before?
in my mind.

durr!
We have so much in common!
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #956 on: February 13, 2008, 09:54:31 AM »
Do you have relatives that are as crazy about the Red Sox as mine are?   Mine love the Celtics and Patriots, but they are obsessed with the Red Sox to a degree that overshadows all other sports franchises.   The Celtics are doing well this year, that is a change.   They aren't that much of Bruins fans, as my father likes hockey more than his brothers.
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #957 on: February 14, 2008, 08:18:04 AM »
Do you have relatives that are as crazy about the Red Sox as mine are?   Mine love the Celtics and Patriots, but they are obsessed with the Red Sox to a degree that overshadows all other sports franchises.   The Celtics are doing well this year, that is a change.   They aren't that much of Bruins fans, as my father likes hockey more than his brothers.

Not crazy about them- I think my relatives mostly root for them but that's about it.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #958 on: February 14, 2008, 08:20:46 AM »
Have you ever rooted a member of a sports team?  :zoinks:

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #959 on: February 14, 2008, 08:23:02 AM »
Have you ever rooted a member of a sports team?  :zoinks:
Does it count if they weren't on a sports team at the time of the rooting, but were at one point in their lives?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.