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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #525 on: July 13, 2007, 06:37:34 AM »
just that they can't use them both at the same time.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #526 on: July 13, 2007, 07:32:04 AM »
Do you like a man with two brains,
even if he won't admit it?

ALL men have two brains.

I must not be one then.


I have none.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #527 on: July 13, 2007, 07:45:47 AM »
Do you like a man with two brains,
even if he won't admit it?

ALL men have two brains.

I must not be one then.


I have none.
Judging by your recent hostile spammage, it's probably not a good idea to argue with you.

Luckily, your statement seems correct anyway.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #528 on: July 13, 2007, 07:50:45 AM »

Judging by your recent hostile spammage, it's probably not a good idea to argue with you.

Luckily, your statement seems correct anyway.

And your brilliance is once again revealed.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #529 on: July 13, 2007, 08:15:15 AM »

Judging by your recent hostile spammage, it's probably not a good idea to argue with you.

Luckily, your statement seems correct anyway.

And your brilliance is once again revealed.

And so is your lack of braincells. A truthful statement from you at last. (the first one)

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #530 on: July 13, 2007, 08:19:09 AM »

Judging by your recent hostile spammage, it's probably not a good idea to argue with you.

Luckily, your statement seems correct anyway.

And your brilliance is once again revealed.

And so is your lack of braincells. A truthful statement from you at last. (the first one)

Sadly, even inebriated, I do outshine you,
and your pathetic attempts. But, nice try.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #531 on: July 14, 2007, 07:23:19 PM »
Have you heard this joke?

A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of lager and a ham sandwich.
The landlord looks at him and says, "But you're a duck."

"I see your eyes are working" replies the duck.

"And you talk!" exclaims the landlord.

"I see your ears are working," says the duck. "Now can I have my beer and my sandwich please?"

"Certainly," says the landlord, "Sorry about that, it's just we don't get many ducks in this pub. What are you doing round this way?"

"I'm working on the building site across the road" explains the duck.

The duck drinks his beer, eats his sandwich and leaves. This continues for 2 weeks.

Then one day the circus comes to town. The ringleader of the circus comes into the pub and the landlord says to him,

"You're with the circus aren't you? I know this duck that would be just brilliant in your circus, he talks, drinks beer and everything!"

"Sounds marvellous," says the ringleader, "get him to give me a call."

So the next day, the duck comes into the pub.

The landlord says, "Hey Mr. Duck. I reckon I can line you up with a top job. Paying really good money!"

"Yeah?" says the duck, "Sounds great, where is it?"

"At the circus" says the landlord.

"The circus? That place with the big tent? With all the animals? With the big canvas roof with the hole in the middle?" asks the duck.

"That's right!" says the landlord.

The duck looks confused..........




"What the fuck would they want with a plasterer?"

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #532 on: July 14, 2007, 07:42:36 PM »
No, I had not.  It's a beautiful story about someone who isn't even aware he "shouldn't" be able to do what he does.  A triumph.  It brings tears to my eyes.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #533 on: July 14, 2007, 08:18:13 PM »
What about this one?

Why don't blind people skydive?

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(keep scrolling)














It scares the shit out of the dog!

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #534 on: July 14, 2007, 09:32:28 PM »
No, I had not.  It's a beautiful story about someone who isn't even aware he "shouldn't" be able to do what he does.  A triumph.  It brings tears to my eyes.

Gee, and I thought it was a joke  :plus:(to both of you)

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #535 on: July 15, 2007, 06:53:04 AM »
What about this one?

[snip]

Probably, but it's still good.

No, I had not.  It's a beautiful story about someone who isn't even aware he "shouldn't" be able to do what he does.  A triumph.  It brings tears to my eyes.

Gee, and I thought it was a joke  :plus:(to both of you)

Great.  Thag and my first simulplus, and my role was the straight man.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #536 on: July 15, 2007, 04:16:00 PM »
No, I had not.  It's a beautiful story about someone who isn't even aware he "shouldn't" be able to do what he does.  A triumph.  It brings tears to my eyes.

Heh, I interpreted it the same way. Tis a poetic joke.
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #537 on: July 15, 2007, 10:12:53 PM »

Great.  Thag and my first simulplus, and my role was the straight man.

Which of straight and man makes you unhappy?

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #538 on: July 16, 2007, 06:57:42 AM »

Great.  Thag and my first simulplus, and my role was the straight man.

Which of straight and man makes you unhappy?

Both, of course.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #539 on: July 16, 2007, 10:09:49 AM »
why have you been poorly?  you're not allowed, so get better now.  cos i said so.

(why do people say "get better soon"?  doesn't that mean they want you to be ill for a bit longer?  nasty, if you ask me).

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