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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #405 on: April 05, 2007, 02:36:41 PM »
Do you ever plan on adopting children?

Wait.... Could they harvest an egg from you?
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #406 on: April 05, 2007, 07:31:01 PM »
Quote from: Nomaken on April 05, 2007, 02:36:41 PM
Do you ever plan on adopting children?

Wait.... Could they harvest an egg from you?

1.  I am open to doing so, someday.  I would not want to adopt a baby, for a number of reasons (I want to adopt later in life but don't want to be too old for the kid when they're not grown up yet, and, quite frankly, I'd like someone toilet trained, call me crazy), but I know there are a lot of kids out there who need a home but are virtually unadoptabe simply because they aren't babies, so it's actually a decentish idea.

2.  They could, but I don't want them to.  My whole family's insane and I don't want to make more of me.  And don't say "the world needs more of you."  The world does NOT need more miserable people!!! :P
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #407 on: April 05, 2007, 08:16:02 PM »
Well there is a decent chance the kid will inherit the fathers happy genes.  ;D
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #408 on: April 06, 2007, 05:46:41 AM »
Quote from: Nomaken on April 05, 2007, 08:16:02 PM
Well there is a decent chance the kid will inherit the fathers happy genes.  ;D

Yes, but if the father who wants one of my eggs is also depressive, the kid's fucked.
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it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #409 on: April 06, 2007, 06:35:17 PM »
is that you in your new avatar...the girl with the phallic symbol held to her head?


i don't think you are fat at all, you look thin.
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #410 on: April 06, 2007, 07:43:15 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on April 06, 2007, 06:35:17 PM
is that you in your new avatar...the girl with the phallic symbol held to her head?


i don't think you are fat at all, you look thin.

Yes, it's me, being goofy.
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it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #411 on: April 06, 2007, 07:48:15 PM »
so you do have an eating disorder, or some psychological problem with your perception of yourself and your appearance.
because, you are not fat.
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #412 on: April 06, 2007, 07:51:45 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on April 06, 2007, 07:48:15 PM
so you do have an eating disorder, or some psychological problem with your perception of yourself and your appearance.
because, you are not fat.

The photo doesn't show the fat parts.  :P  Seriously, I get it.  I'm not really fat or really thin.  I'm average.  It depends on the clothes I'm wearing which way my appearance leans, though.  The corset is very flattering, as was the skirt I was wearing.  I can look obese in the right (wrong) pants.
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it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #413 on: April 06, 2007, 07:55:42 PM »
give us a picture of you with your arms outstretched from your side.  making the shape of the letter T.


you can tell by looking at the arms...well, the underside of the arms at any rate.

but your face definately isn't round.  i see the bones from your cheeks.
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #414 on: April 06, 2007, 07:57:18 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on April 06, 2007, 07:55:42 PM
give us a picture of you with your arms outstretched from your side.  making the shape of the letter T.


you can tell by looking at the arms...well, the underside of the arms at any rate.

but your face definately isn't round.  i see the bones from your cheeks.

Not doing it.  :P  My arms look different than you'd expect anyway; I've bulked up over the last year, though you can't see it that well in the pic.  I was determined to be able to do REAL pushups- two handed, yes, but not girly.  I do 75 every day now, 3 sets of 25.  Not to go all flo on you.  :P
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #415 on: April 06, 2007, 08:16:23 PM »
i can see the muscle definition in that picture.

that's why i got curious about your arms.  you look like you'd kick my arse at arm wrestling.
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #416 on: April 06, 2007, 08:18:43 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on April 06, 2007, 08:16:23 PM
i can see the muscle definition in that picture.

that's why i got curious about your arms.  you look like you'd kick my arse at arm wrestling.

Naaah.  You gotta remember I'm like 5'2".  My arms just look big in comparison to my general size.  Even when I was huge I coudln't say "I'm big-boned" because I'm built like the human version of a VW bug.  I don't care how well-designed that car is, if it gets into an argument with a mac truck, the bug loses.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #417 on: April 06, 2007, 08:19:49 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on April 06, 2007, 08:16:23 PM
i can see the muscle definition in that picture.

Yeah, me too.

I think you should look at a career in the UFC Serrisa.  ;) :P
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #418 on: April 06, 2007, 08:21:56 PM »
Quote from: KABLAM!  :) on April 06, 2007, 08:18:43 PM
Quote from: McJagger on April 06, 2007, 08:16:23 PM
i can see the muscle definition in that picture.

that's why i got curious about your arms.  you look like you'd kick my arse at arm wrestling.

Naaah.  You gotta remember I'm like 5'2".  My arms just look big in comparison to my general size.  Even when I was huge I coudln't say "I'm big-boned" because I'm built like the human version of a VW bug.  I don't care how well-designed that car is, if it gets into an argument with a mac truck, the bug loses.
are you calling me a mac truck?
is it because i am blue collar?  :laugh:
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #419 on: April 07, 2007, 04:54:31 AM »
Quote from: KABLAM!  :) on April 06, 2007, 07:51:45 PM
I can look obese in the right (wrong) pants.

So, don't wear pants.

Why do most of my suggestions to women involve them removing clothing?
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