But despite her hysterical threats at the time we announced our first pregnancy, ('you'll have another one and another one, and I'll just die') and despite the fact we had two more kids she still didn't keep her end of the bargain and drop dead.
I was already conceived when my parents got married. I was born a few months before my mother turned twenty.
That's no reason for someone to drop dead, anyway.
Cute that she got the total number right when you were pregnant with your first.