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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #360 on: March 11, 2007, 06:13:06 AM »
But despite her hysterical threats at the time we announced our first pregnancy, ('you'll have another one and another one, and I'll just die') and despite the fact we had two more kids she still didn't keep her end of the bargain and drop dead. >:D
Maybe you are crowding her. Give her some space, like a trip to Sirius, by boat.
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #361 on: March 11, 2007, 06:31:24 AM »
But despite her hysterical threats at the time we announced our first pregnancy, ('you'll have another one and another one, and I'll just die') and despite the fact we had two more kids she still didn't keep her end of the bargain and drop dead. >:D

maybe someone can Nomaken her.
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #362 on: March 11, 2007, 07:09:06 AM »
SHE"S NOT A CHICK! SHE"S MY MOM! FUCK, the fuck, OFF!"

That's unfortunate, but still pretty funny.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #363 on: March 11, 2007, 07:11:02 AM »
you know that if carla has a cat with her in australia then it is seeing the water swirl the opposite direction.
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #364 on: March 11, 2007, 07:11:28 AM »
you know that if carla has a cat with her in australia then it is seeing the water swirl the opposite direction.

 :cat:
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #365 on: March 11, 2007, 07:13:48 AM »
you know that if carla has a cat with her in australia then it is seeing the water swirl the opposite direction.

 :cat:

but is that true?


or are they still seeing the clockwise flow, but since they are upside down it is still backwards?
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #366 on: March 11, 2007, 07:14:29 AM »
you know that if carla has a cat with her in australia then it is seeing the water swirl the opposite direction.

 :cat:

but is that true?


or are they still seeing the clockwise flow, but since they are upside down it is still backwards?

I've no idea.  Too lazy to wiki it.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #367 on: March 11, 2007, 07:15:58 AM »
you know that if carla has a cat with her in australia then it is seeing the water swirl the opposite direction.

 :cat:

but is that true?


or are they still seeing the clockwise flow, but since they are upside down it is still backwards?

I've no idea.  Too lazy to wiki it.
i will just ask carla to go flush her toilet and look, in her ask away thread.
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #368 on: March 11, 2007, 10:23:51 AM »
Endless Fascination


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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #369 on: March 11, 2007, 03:12:16 PM »
But despite her hysterical threats at the time we announced our first pregnancy, ('you'll have another one and another one, and I'll just die') and despite the fact we had two more kids she still didn't keep her end of the bargain and drop dead. >:D

:LMAO:

I was already conceived when my parents got married.  I was born a few months before my mother turned twenty. 

That's no reason for someone to drop dead, anyway.

Cute that she got the total number right when you were pregnant with your first.   :green:

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #370 on: March 31, 2007, 07:27:39 PM »
your karma is insane.

you must be cool.


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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #371 on: March 31, 2007, 07:32:54 PM »
I deserved that.   :laugh:  I'll leave it until I decide if I want to utterly reset it or put it at a different magic number.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #372 on: April 01, 2007, 11:47:42 AM »
Did you base your old pseudonym from Serissa of Dragon Force?

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #373 on: April 01, 2007, 02:54:52 PM »
That HAS to be an april fool's question.  If not, what version?  The name has nothing to do with gaming in any way.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #374 on: April 01, 2007, 02:59:11 PM »
OK, sugar, I'll ask the question after all:

How much of a jerk am I, on a scale of 1-10?

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« Last Edit: April 01, 2007, 03:04:22 PM by A Href »
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.